lol, holy crap that is frickin hilarious, i didn't even realize this was a spoof till half way through.
"I'm a bad motherf_cker" and "I get headaches on long trips and conversations are impossible" were the best lines. lol 
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1989 L white sedan
mods & upgrades:
'90 Legend LS coupe rims w/Yokohama 550H tires, Eibach/Bilstein full suspension, shaved trunk emblems, Sylvania Cool Blue bulbs, Diamond Blue driving lights, custom intake, NGK-VX plugs, "Nascar" premium silicon wires, Raybestos QS ceramic pads, titainium tint, two-toned Wet Okole custom fit, DEI alarm/immob./keyless entry, JVC tape/CD changer-controller w/ JVC 12-disc changer, two PolkAudio 10s (sealed), Kicker IX404, Kicker IQ900, Infinity Reference mids/x-overs, MB Quart tweeters, 8" rat shacks in rear deck</font size>
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