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These are my favorites.
We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002
"See, we love -- we love freedom. That's what they didn't understand. They hate things - we love things. They act out of hatred, we don't seek revenge, we seek justice out of love." President MORON, Oklahoma City, Aug. 29, 2002
"There's no doubt his hatred is mainly directed at us. There's no doubt he can't stand us. After all, this is a guy that tried to kill my dad at one time." 9/26/02 speaking of Saddam Hussein.
"There's an old sayin' in Tennesse -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennesse -- that says, 'Fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again.'" East Literature Magnet School, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
"Not over my dead body will they raise your taxes."
"There's been a act of war declared upon America by terrorists, and we will respond accordingly." - Camp David 9/15/01
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but of predecessors as well" Wash., DC, 1/29/01
"The Legislature makes the laws, and the Executive interprets the laws" - President Moron giving us a surprisingly incorrect Civics Lesson.
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"She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself."
Han Solo
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