Originally Posted by Regniffet

My car is nice looking, shiny, very stock (not even tinted), few scratches, nicks. But at least 3 times, in some large parking lot, a guy would offer to "fix" my dents. The rest of the conversation would generally go like this:

Me: "I have no real dents, just a couple of nicks I am fixing them this summer."

Guy: Backing up to get a better look, "Oh, that's a Legend. Year? Miles?"

Me: "94L, 83K"

Guy: "Come to my shop, I'll give you 3G's"

The part below was actual conversation. I remember these things because they are just so funny. Never happened in my 89 Lincoln Continental though.

Me: Teasing the guy, "why, so you can part it and make 10G"

Guy: Smiling, "Yo money, I don't need to sell parts to make my dough, I can flip that in 24 hours, 12 if you take cash now and then come here and get another, like selling crack"

True conversation ender - I just smiled and say, "Nah"