takemorepills

So many people get worked up over who has a faster car. But I will tell you I like to drive slow. You say "how slow is slow?" Well, I pulled off 3 coil packs just so I could go slower. I roll low and slow beeyotch. 0-45 in 5 minutes, I don't give a f***. I never rev past 1500 rpm. I gets 28 mpg in city. I have old ladies honking and tailgating me, you ever seen an arthritis crippled middle finger? Well, I have. You will never win the speed race guys, someone is always faster. But you can win the slow race! I just wanted to add balance to these forums.