blkonblkcpe

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference
between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if
she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother
if
he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what
you
learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for
a
million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to
fix
up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for
a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a
heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for
a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would
buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially'
and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million
dollars ..























But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.

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DEMOCRACY IS TWO WOLVES AND A LAMB VOTING ON WHAT TO HAVE FOR LUNCH. LIBERTY IS A WELL ARMED LAMB CONTESTING THE VOTE.

 

blkonblkcpe

Just when I think I've seen them all along comes another!!!!



A blonde, recently hired, began her first day at the office this morning.
Hoping to integrate well into the office environment and eager to prove her worth to her new bosses, she offered to go out and buy coffee for everyone .

She grabbed a large thermos and hurried to the nearby Tim Hortons.

She held up the thermos so that the server behind the counter could view it and she asked, "Is this thermos big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"

The server looked at the container and said, "Yes. It looks like about six cups to me."

"Oh good!", the blonde sighed in relief,
"Give me three regular, one black, and two decaf

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DEMOCRACY IS TWO WOLVES AND A LAMB VOTING ON WHAT TO HAVE FOR LUNCH. LIBERTY IS A WELL ARMED LAMB CONTESTING THE VOTE.

AcidFire52

HAHAHA. That first one was really funny.

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Jhezeus

i really laughed at the first one, my gf was tellin me to shut up....lol. I gotta share that one.

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'91 Legend

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cfprezskid

i laughed so hard at the first one, i printed it and gave it to one of my friends to read.. that is the funniest thing i have read in a long time.

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Alperovich

werd first one but the 2nd one

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94 GS
MLS Bar; FUT rear ties; ADDCO rear sway bar; Blackend Engine Damper; EBC Yellow pads; D/S Rotors; Enkei EVO5's
Alpine HU+Speakers; 93 front bumper; Matte Black grill; Stromung axle-back 2.5 tips

SuperLegend91 V2.0

2nd one chuckle, 1st one LMAO

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91' pearl white legend coupe
6K HID's, intrax springs, weaponR intake, tint, excessively loud exhaust
17" TL wheels
GS style Piaa fogs