Drunk?

blkonblkcpe · 04-01-08, 09:51 PM

YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it i s 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you
should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.

Chris 196Ci · 04-01-08, 10:20 PM

Good sutff

*Daddymac117* · 04-01-08, 10:26 PM

LOL that was actually funny...

I usually dont really like the mass email jokes, but youve had a couple of gems on here

AckRite · 04-01-08, 11:46 PM

thats a good one!!

mktng · 04-01-08, 11:49 PM

hahahahahahahh

samblaze · 04-01-08, 11:55 PM

yes that actually did make me laugh! good one!

The Crowing · 04-02-08, 01:02 AM

Spot on.

SuperLegend91 V2.0 · 04-02-08, 02:18 AM

Man walks back inside and says, "honey, I think I was just

"

04-01-08, 09:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
blkonblkcpe RALPHS HANDS ARE CLEAN! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 10,033 Car 1: 91 LS Black window trim EDM/Hids Remus 2 1/2 cat back Headers stage 3 ecu Car 2: ,Red tails, Type 2 Car 3: 6 speed, EDM spoiler iTrader: (35)	Drunk? YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it i s 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk. __________________ DEMOCRACY IS TWO WOLVES AND A LAMB VOTING ON WHAT TO HAVE FOR LUNCH. LIBERTY IS A WELL ARMED LAMB CONTESTING THE VOTE.

04-01-08, 10:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
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04-01-08, 10:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
Daddymac117 TSX pupils Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hillside, NJ Posts: 9,528 Car 1: 1995 Legend GS iTrader: (4)	LOL that was actually funny... I usually dont really like the mass email jokes, but youve had a couple of gems on here __________________ 2nd Generation FAQ \| Forum Rules \| Newbie FAQ \| A-L.com Wiki FS: Weapon R Secret Weapon intake (NON TCS/Type I) in box, never used. $140 shipped. I'll make a thread once i figure out the best way to ship it, but PM if interested.

04-01-08, 11:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
AckRite Huh, chicken? GET HIM!!! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Savannah, Ga Posts: 1,007 Car 1: 1991 3.5 Ack Legend Ls Coupe 5spd Car 2: 1997 Sunfire iTrader: (4)	thats a good one!! __________________

04-01-08, 11:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
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04-01-08, 11:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
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