MrSmith

>
> > It's DARK in HERE!
> >
> > A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is
> >at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and
hides
> >in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
> >
> > She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little
> >boy is in there already.
> >
> > The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> >
> > The man says, "Yes, it is."
> > Boy - "I have a baseball."
> > Man - "That's nice."
> > Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> > Man - "No, thanks."
> > Boy - "My dad's outside."
> > Man - "OK, how much?"
> >
> > Boy - "$250"
> >
> > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
> >lover are in the closet together.
> >
> > Boy - "Dark in here."
> > Man - "Yes, it is."
> > Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
> > The lover remembering the last time, asks
> > the boy, "How much?"
> > Boy - "$750"
> >
> > Man - "Fine."
> >
> > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove,
> >let's go outside and have a game of catch."
> >
> > The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
> > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> > Boy - "$1,000"
> > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
> >like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going
to
> >take you to church and make you confess."
> > They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in
> >the confession booth and he closes the door.
> >
> > The boy says, "Dark in here."
> >
> > The priest says, "Don't start that Ish again."
>

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flashdragoon

bwaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahaha lololol oh man thats good.

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