Ruined Lincoln

l4zy415 · 03-31-08, 03:43 AM

Damn this Town car should have stayed as a lowrider:
King of Donks

Ken · 03-31-08, 03:51 AM

hahahaha! he has white "nuts"

**B+O** · 03-31-08, 09:03 AM

ROFL

It's holding true...

The only people who jack the cars way up like that are people from the suburbs or rural parts who are trying to emulate it. They often WAY over do it. that's evidence right there

All that lift was not necessary that's just pointlessly high, plus it's general practice to try not to lift fords.

and just for reference the cars aren't called donks...only the glass house caprices are donks...everything else is a Hi-sider or as the mainstream called it "hi-riser"

EDIT:

I have included a link to the "No BITCHING donk/box/bubble thread"

The Car Lounge Forums: The NO B1TCHING Donk/Box/Bubble thread

This thread is for viewing good and not so good examples of the cars, plus a bit of technical knowledge. they also have vids of some of the REALLY powerful cars. as you can see that Lincoln was halfassed at best. all that money for a lift kit and he can't even roast the tires pointless.

Take a look at that link i posted once you get deep into the thread there's videos of cars roasting them up.

ymisoqt · 03-31-08, 09:05 AM

OMG, that looks so stupid!

EvilRed92Legend · 03-31-08, 09:16 AM

That's just embarassing. I wouldn't be caught dead in anything like that. You lift trucks not cars. F'n Honkeys.

**B+O** · 03-31-08, 09:19 AM

A REAL donk (dunk)...70s Caprice convertible, nasty engine, and clearance for wheels

Donk Vert

This is why i like'em...This is what they do to stock tires, no brakes no burnout, that's all engine

There's one on ebay with Timeslips readin 11.80

Let me see if i can say this the right way....

The idea with this is to have the most power, the loudest system and the biggest wheels. NOT THE HIGHEST LIFT. you're not trying to sit higher, you just are trying to have the biggest wheels

again, that's why i said some of the guys doing it don't know what it's about, so they lift it 10ft in the air and make it look like a rollerskate.

**B+O** · 03-31-08, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilRed92Legend

That's just embarassing. I wouldn't be caught dead in anything like that. You lift trucks not cars. F'n Honkeys.

whoa dude, ease up on the epithets...

some of the hottest joints are done by all kinds of people

IkeRay · 03-31-08, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

hahahaha! he has white "nuts"

i like to carry scissors with me and cut them off, its the most emasculating thing you can think of.

kclegend77 · 03-31-08, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ikeray

i like to carry scissors with me and cut them off, its the most emasculating thing you can think of.

**B+O** · 03-31-08, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IkeRay

i like to carry scissors with me and cut them off, its the most emasculating thing you can think of.

LOL but you're touching another Man-car's nuts...what's that do to your self esteem?

jk

samblaze · 03-31-08, 10:34 AM

Wow between this and the white Legend that's two examples of stupidity in lifting an automobile. Just buy the damn Caprice in the first place instead of trying to make 'unique' lifts that end up being an embarrassment.

ymisoqt · 03-31-08, 10:48 AM

I saw a really pretty Lexus on my way home from work last week, then I saw that it had balls. That is the stupidest thing ever. Especially on a pretty car.

4doorYooper · 03-31-08, 10:58 AM

I guess there's something wrong with me, but I kinda dig it! I'd love to take that thing out to silver lake dunes and run it around (I'd have to swap out the tires for something with some meat to it). Hummer boys think they've got the luxury setup? Lincoln Off-road is where it's at!

samblaze · 03-31-08, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ymisoqt

I saw a really pretty Lexus on my way home from work last week, then I saw that it had balls. That is the stupidest thing ever. Especially on a pretty car.

never did get that either. I guess the car is supposedly filling some other inadequacy

.

IkeRay · 03-31-08, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samblaze

never did get that either. I guess the car is supposedly filling some other inadequacy

.

hence why i cut them off, sucks because they are losing their only nuts i guess...

its a douche thing that has caught on, a lot like the faux-hawk, just looks lame.

03-31-08, 03:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
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B+O T-to-the-aRuh O Y Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: You can't harm me nope! Posts: 11,715 Car 1: why? iTrader: (1)	ROFL It's holding true... The only people who jack the cars way up like that are people from the suburbs or rural parts who are trying to emulate it. They often WAY over do it. that's evidence right there All that lift was not necessary that's just pointlessly high, plus it's general practice to try not to lift fords. and just for reference the cars aren't called donks...only the glass house caprices are donks...everything else is a Hi-sider or as the mainstream called it "hi-riser" EDIT: I have included a link to the "No BITCHING donk/box/bubble thread" The Car Lounge Forums: The NO B1TCHING Donk/Box/Bubble thread This thread is for viewing good and not so good examples of the cars, plus a bit of technical knowledge. they also have vids of some of the REALLY powerful cars. as you can see that Lincoln was halfassed at best. all that money for a lift kit and he can't even roast the tires pointless. Take a look at that link i posted once you get deep into the thread there's videos of cars roasting them up. Last edited by B+O : 03-31-08 at 09:15 AM.

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03-31-08, 09:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
B+O T-to-the-aRuh O Y Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: You can't harm me nope! Posts: 11,715 Car 1: why? iTrader: (1)	A REAL donk (dunk)...70s Caprice convertible, nasty engine, and clearance for wheels Donk Vert This is why i like'em...This is what they do to stock tires, no brakes no burnout, that's all engine There's one on ebay with Timeslips readin 11.80 Let me see if i can say this the right way.... The idea with this is to have the most power, the loudest system and the biggest wheels. NOT THE HIGHEST LIFT. you're not trying to sit higher, you just are trying to have the biggest wheels again, that's why i said some of the guys doing it don't know what it's about, so they lift it 10ft in the air and make it look like a rollerskate. Last edited by B+O : 03-31-08 at 09:32 AM.

03-31-08, 10:34 AM	#11 (permalink)
samblaze Sherwood GS Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lakewood, OH Posts: 1,503 iTrader: (8)	Wow between this and the white Legend that's two examples of stupidity in lifting an automobile. Just buy the damn Caprice in the first place instead of trying to make 'unique' lifts that end up being an embarrassment. __________________ 86 Saab 900S Coupe 5MT 94 Acura Legend GS 6MT 04 Subaru Forester XS A/T

03-31-08, 10:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
ymisoqt Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 780 Car 1: 95 Acura Legend iTrader: (4)	I saw a really pretty Lexus on my way home from work last week, then I saw that it had balls. That is the stupidest thing ever. Especially on a pretty car. __________________ www.myspace.com/jenstorace

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