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Old 03-13-08, 11:43 AM   #16 (permalink)
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sick.

but its a GIRL on the toilet. I guess you could just like stand up and she could blow you while sitting down. but what about intercourse?

you'd wanna fuck that pussy with all the shit attached to her asshole being what a mm away?
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Old 03-13-08, 11:50 AM   #17 (permalink)
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you'd wanna fuck that pussy with all the shit attached to her asshole being what a mm away?
well i dont imagine she was pooping the entire time she was on the toilet, if so, that would make a helluva Imodium AD commercial. PLus id make her wipe before anything went anywhere close.

No Poopy Sausage for me.
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Old 03-13-08, 12:00 PM   #18 (permalink)
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But how does she wipe if she's stuck?
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Old 03-13-08, 12:48 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 03-13-08, 12:55 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Never gotten road head before? Well toilet head is not bad either
do you mean a lumpkin?
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BLUMPKIN, but thats a blowjob when YOU'RE taking a shit.
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Old 03-13-08, 06:14 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Ewwww..... water splashin out of the toilet into her mouth. hahaha Man I don't even think I could mess wit a chick that's THAT nasty.

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Nope. That's one of the ways women can get yeast infections. The feces(sp?) can find it's way into the wrong places. Specially if she ain't showering.
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'Nuff said.

Didn't something similiar happen on an episode of CSI?
This rather large woman was on a couch so long her skin fused into it.
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oh snap, that means that i can just flip over every switch in my car and make it full jdm right? or maybe if i just flip my car onto its roof, then it'll be TRUE jdm
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am i the only one slightly amused by this?

"Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple" responded to the calls of a woman stuck to her toilet?

Mr Whipple..........
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You guys are crazy I'm freaking crying here.LOL

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do you mean a lumpkin?
Didn't know the terminology, but my ex was down with that.

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Ewwww..... water splashin out of the toilet into her mouth. hahaha Man I don't even think I could mess wit a chick that's THAT nasty.
WTF. What is that an RPT(rocket powered turd). Don't know what kinda chicks you deal with but mines go plop(little girl dookie). Plus it's right before entering the shower to get it on. BTW everytime you flush the toilet with the seat up you send fical matter flying all over in like a 6' radius, means towels, handles, toothbrush, rinsing cup.
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Ew You actually do that ish? haha In my world, if somebody's taking a dump nothing sexual is goin down.

About the 6' mist, that's why you put the lid all the way down, to contain it.

lol @ vid. I can't watch it right now but I know it's something funny.....
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BTW everytime you flush the toilet with the seat up you send fical matter flying all over in like a 6' radius, means towels, handles, toothbrush, rinsing cup.

not sure about your toilet, but when I flush mine, the shit goes DOWN, it doesn't fly up and out
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Didn't know the terminology, but my ex was down with that.



WTF. What is that an RPT(rocket powered turd). Don't know what kinda chicks you deal with but mines go plop(little girl dookie). Plus it's right before entering the shower to get it on. BTW everytime you flush the toilet with the seat up you send fical matter flying all over in like a 6' radius, means towels, handles, toothbrush, rinsing cup.
not if you are sanitary and put the seat down when you flush.
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not sure about your toilet, but when I flush mine, the shit goes DOWN, it doesn't fly up and out
i think he means tiny water particles, not huge flying butt nuggets
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