Snicker's, Anyone? - Page 3

manxdr21 · 03-14-08, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Xcaliber003

Ew You actually do that ish? haha In my world, if somebody's taking a dump nothing sexual is goin down.

About the 6' mist, that's why you put the lid all the way down, to contain it.

lol @ vid. I can't watch it right now but I know it's something funny.....

Well I do remember she would def be doing #1, but might have happened with #2(do you think I would be worried about what's coming out of her rectum with my tallywacker in her mouth, NOOOOO.....
Big deal. she was my girl I would even have intercourse with her on her rag(in shower of course) after getting tired of 2 or 3 days of anal and oral. FTW.

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Originally Posted by AustinLegend

i think he means tiny water particles, not huge flying butt nuggets

Exactly Fecal matter doesn't mean only means big old dookie balls, come on.

And yes I do lower the toilet seat. Why would I know this Fecal info and not take preventitive measures, even though it woudn't really kill you, it's just pretty gross when you think about it.

BUSINESSMAN07 · 03-14-08, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Xcaliber003

Ewwww..... water splashin out of the toilet into her mouth. hahaha Man I don't even think I could mess wit a chick that's THAT nasty.

Nope. That's one of the ways women can get yeast infections. The feces(sp?) can find it's way into the wrong places. Specially if she ain't showering.

+1... beat me to it.

manxdr21 · 03-14-08, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BUSINESSMAN07

"other wise there relationship was normal"

???

Right. He was prob loving it. Could go out without her nagging and do other girls in the house.

She yells from the bathroom "sounds like a womens voice", "who is that honey".
The guy's like "nothing just the t.v.".
Lady's like "how come she's moaning".
Guy's like "it's a porn okay".
She's "like come on in here I'll take care of that".
He's like "no, don't fell like toilet head today, I'll handle it".
"Okay honey I'm in here if you need me."
LOL

Xcaliber003 · 03-14-08, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by manxdr21

Well I do remember she would def be doing #1, but might have happened with #2(do you think I would be worried about what's coming out of her rectum with my tallywacker in her mouth, NOOOOO.....
Big deal. she was my girl I would even have intercourse with her on her rag(in shower of course) after getting tired of 2 or 3 days of anal and oral. FTW.

You been watching too many of them flicks(p0rno). I don't know about you but I'm not desperate enough to mess wit a chick while she's taking a dump or on her period. No diss, just gross....

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if somebody's taking a dump nothing sexual is goin down.

**502 MotorSports** · 03-14-08, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by murderotica

'Nuff said.

Didn't something similiar happen on an episode of CSI?
This rather large woman was on a couch so long her skin fused into it.

Yes - I saw that. He was held accountable...and they had to break down the wall to get her out...she was like 789.13 pounds

murderotica · 03-14-08, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 502 MotorSports

Yes - I saw that. He was held accountable...and they had to break down the wall to get her out...she was like 789.13 pounds

Yeah, that was intense.
I wonder if they'll hold this guy accountable.
That'd be a tough case to prosecute.
But she's not dead so I doubt it?

AustinForester · 03-14-08, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by manxdr21

Well I do remember she would def be doing #1, but might have happened with #2(do you think I would be worried about what's coming out of her rectum with my tallywacker in her mouth, NOOOOO.....
Big deal. she was my girl I would even have intercourse with her on her rag(in shower of course) after getting tired of 2 or 3 days of anal and oral. FTW.

Exactly Fecal matter doesn't mean only means big old dookie balls, come on.

And yes I do lower the toilet seat. Why would I know this Fecal info and not take preventitive measures, even though it woudn't really kill you, it's just pretty gross when you think about it.

i like how you say youll do your girl on her rag, but then you turn around and say tiny microscopic water and fecal matter particles is gross.

BUSINESSMAN07 · 03-14-08, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by manxdr21

Right. He was prob loving it. Could go out without her nagging and do other girls in the house.

She yells from the bathroom "sounds like a womens voice", "who is that honey".
The guy's like "nothing just the t.v.".
Lady's like "how come she's moaning".
Guy's like "it's a porn okay".
She's "like come on in here I'll take care of that".
He's like "no, don't fell like toilet head today, I'll handle it".
"Okay honey I'm in here if you need me."
LOL

LMAO... I was thinking this too.

BUSINESSMAN07 · 03-14-08, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by AustinLegend

i like how you say youll do your girl on her rag, but then you turn around and say tiny microscopic water and fecal matter particles is gross.

+1

manxdr21 · 03-15-08, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AustinLegend

i like how you say youll do your girl on her rag, but then you turn around and say tiny microscopic water and fecal matter particles is gross.

Well I don't know about you but I would take blood from my girls holehole on mister happy before taking dookie in the mouth and nose. Now who ever prefers the dookie port, well that's their business.

If you just spend some time daily examining many of the diff sanitary conditions in which you are exposed to, you would prob not leave the house.
Can I get past the little ick factor to bring passion and pleasure to my mate and I, yes.
Can you get past the fact that at one point someone was poping a zit, another scraching an abscess, one scratched his itchy dandruff ridden hair, whoops lets not forget the good old scrotom scratcher, they all reached for the same door knob that you used to get in. Boy that granola bar(prob a snickers though) you ate on your way in was real good wasn't it. Disgusting is all around us buddy just look around and in the mirror, at least I was having fun with mine.

BUSINESSMAN07 · 03-15-08, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by manxdr21

Well I don't know about you but I would take blood from my girls holehole on mister happy before taking dookie in the mouth and nose. Now who ever prefers the dookie port, well that's their business.

when you put it that way +1. lol/

Yea I've gotten red wings on more than one occation =/

**502 MotorSports** · 03-16-08, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by manxdr21

Can you get past the fact that at one point someone was poping a zit, another scraching an abscess, one scratched his itchy dandruff ridden hair, whoops lets not forget the good old scrotom scratcher, they all reached for the same door knob that you used to get in. Boy that granola bar(prob a snickers though) you ate on your way in was real good wasn't it. Disgusting is all around us buddy just look around and in the mirror, at least I was having fun with mine.

So true...yuck.

I don't touch door handles. I use tissue or my elbow or my foot or my coat. Then I wash my hands before exiting and eating.
This includes work, restaurants, etc....

*stevieray* · 03-17-08, 11:04 AM

Ya'll are some sick bastards. If I'm with someone who's so messed up that they won't come out of the damn bathroom, I'm out of there for good and getting laid elsewhere. I damn sure wait 2 years to call & get help. People are seriously fucking stupid and getting stupider by the minute.

Sounds like something from The Weekly World News.

spawn_of_stevieray · 03-17-08, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

Ya'll are some sick bastards. If I'm with someone who's so messed up that they won't come out of the damn bathroom, I'm out of there for good and getting laid elsewhere. I damn sure wait 2 years to call & get help. People are seriously fucking stupid and getting stupider by the minute.

Sounds like something from The Weekly World News.

Stupid is as stupid does. You can't call people stupid and use the word stupider. It's more stupid, Mr. Journalism Major. Stop disgracing the family.

jk you're the man.

**502 MotorSports** · 03-21-08, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by spawn_of_stevieray

Stupid is as stupid does. You can't call people stupid and use the word stupider. It's more stupid, Mr. Journalism Major. Stop disgracing the family.

jk you're the man.

ROFL!

HAHA!! I love it!

Good work StevieRay, and StevieRay Jr.

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