You Live In....

ZUBE25 · 03-18-04, 02:35 PM

You live in California when ...

1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive to your neighborhood block party.
6. Someone asks you how far away something is; you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

You live in New York when...

1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty.
3. You can get into a 4-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is "nature."
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You live in Alaska when . . .

1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.

You live in the Deep South when . . .

1. You get a movie and bait in the same store.
2. "Ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After fifteen years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
4. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names.

You live in Colorado when . . .

1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, and he stops at the Day Care Center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail.

You live in the Midwest when . . .

1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different! "

You live in Florida when...

1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

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legend921 · 03-18-04, 02:54 PM

*Daddymac117* · 03-18-04, 02:55 PM

You live in New York when...

1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty.
3. You can get into a 4-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is "nature."
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

i live about 20 mins away from NYC, and ive done 1, 2, 3, 4, and 7 haha

91LSMAN · 03-18-04, 03:18 PM

LMAO-that's funny stuff.

ShaolinLegend · 03-18-04, 03:40 PM

"5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different! "
ahah that's so true

*stevieray* · 03-19-04, 08:36 AM

"He needed killin'" is most definitely a valid defense. We also have some down here that ain't worth killin'---

Gerald · 03-19-04, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZUBE25

You live in Florida when...

1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

LOL

That's SO true.......except tha dinner comment

skate4ever999 · 03-19-04, 08:48 AM

hahahahaha

Cole Austin · 03-19-04, 09:30 AM

Quote:

You live in the Deep South when . . .

1. You get a movie and bait in the same store.
2. "Ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After fifteen years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
4. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names.

Well... lets see here, Before we moved to Roanoke...

1) I have rented a movie, bought a quart of motor oil (for my dad), and got a bag of beef jurky in the same store.

2) I say "yall" and "all yall" and "naw" and all the jeff foxworthy "redneck words" (mayonaise... man' theys....)

3) I don't get it

4) ehhh works for me

5) My name is Cole Austin... its 2 first names and 2 last names... hahahh great

bicsintegra · 03-19-04, 09:47 AM

hey new yorkers are not that bad if you just understand where they are coming from. but it was so very true the first thing i learned was how to curse in spanish.

alegend_88144 · 03-19-04, 09:57 AM

HAHAHA Cole thats classic!! Totally works too!!

PerzianKabob · 03-19-04, 11:08 AM

lol

for cali...the only one i think is entirely true is

6. Someone asks you how far away something is; you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

good find

Ken1997tl · 03-19-04, 11:53 AM

You live in New Hampshire when..

1. You use the word "wicked" instead of "really"

2. You don't care if the leaves change color.

3. You watch channel 50 weather report for laughs rather than for the weather itself. (Al Kaprelian)

4. You see it snowing in May and think its normal.

5. You call people from neighboring states "Massholes" and "Maniacs"

Lived there for 15 years, I miss it, can't you tell?

enigma · 03-19-04, 12:38 PM

any for MN??

NickD · 03-19-04, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by enigma
any for MN??

You live in MN when:

1. When temperature drops below 10 you decide to drive with the car window partially closed.

2. Summer time means you take your winter rims/tires off for 6 weeks.

3. Your freezer is full so you use your car trunk to keep your meat frozen.

4. You have fantasized yourself skiing down hill as your car slides helplessly out of control.

5. You've never seen a moisquito.

6. After bundling up your child or as a child to go outside you took a spill down a flight of stairs and walked away without a bruise.

03-18-04, 02:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
ZUBE25 Kngh R*der Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Luis Obispo, CA Posts: 959 Car 1: 1994 GS Sedan 6-Spd iTrader: (1)	You Live In.... You live in California when ... 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. 2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone. 3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. 4. You know how to eat an artichoke. 5. You drive to your neighborhood block party. 6. Someone asks you how far away something is; you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is. You live in New York when... 1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan. 2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty. 3. You can get into a 4-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. 4. You think Central Park is "nature." 5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual. 6. You've worn out a car horn. 7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression. You live in Alaska when . . . 1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup and Tabasco. 2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas. 3. You have more than one recipe for moose. 4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons. 5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction. You live in the Deep South when . . . 1. You get a movie and bait in the same store. 2. "Ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural. 3. After fifteen years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?" 4. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense. 5. Everyone has 2 first names. You live in Colorado when . . . 1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car. 2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, and he stops at the Day Care Center. 3. A pass does not involve a football or dating. 4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail. You live in the Midwest when . . . 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name. 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor. 3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day. 4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?" 5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different! " You live in Florida when... 1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon. 2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars. 3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist. 4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state. 5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people. __________________ __________________ 2nd Generation FAQ...Click here Zube25 Gallery

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Daddymac117 TSX pupils Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hillside, NJ Posts: 9,526 Car 1: 1995 Legend GS iTrader: (4)	You live in New York when... 1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan. 2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty. 3. You can get into a 4-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. 4. You think Central Park is "nature." 5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual. 6. You've worn out a car horn. 7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression. i live about 20 mins away from NYC, and ive done 1, 2, 3, 4, and 7 haha __________________ 2nd Generation FAQ \| Forum Rules \| Newbie FAQ \| A-L.com Wiki FS: Weapon R Secret Weapon intake (NON TCS/Type I) in box, never used. $140 shipped. I'll make a thread once i figure out the best way to ship it, but PM if interested.

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91LSMAN I like shiny Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Puyallup, WA Posts: 14,892 Car 1: 91 LS Coupe (GONE) Car 2: Current-02 Corvette Car 3: 94 LS Coupe (Bro's) iTrader: (4)	LMAO-that's funny stuff. __________________

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ShaolinLegend Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mini Soda Posts: 449 Car 1: 91Type II iTrader: (0)	"5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different! " ahah that's so true __________________ http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...e/f98fc272.jpg Before & After/ I Miss How my Legend used to be $500 FOR PROTENTIONAL LEAD ON MORGTGAGE LOAN THIS IS NOT A SCAM, AND PLEASE SERIOUS LEADS ONLY THANKS Please contact me at Johnny@ambassadormortg.com

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stevieray Swollen Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Franklin, TN Posts: 7,587 Car 1: '95 LS Coupe Car 2: '91 LS Coupe Car 3: '97 NSX-T iTrader: (14)	"He needed killin'" is most definitely a valid defense. We also have some down here that ain't worth killin'--- __________________ *"King of Kleen"* "Know this. Being able to purchase a Legend and being able to afford a Legend are two separate things. Realize nothing post-purchase is cheap." - LegendGS

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03-18-04, 02:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
legend921 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Mesa, Arizona Posts: 477 Car 1: 2007 Infiniti G35 Coupe, 1991 Acura Legend Sedan Daily Driver iTrader: (0)	lol

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bicsintegra Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Ellenwood,GA Posts: 2,391 Car 1: rebuilding '91 coupe, iTrader: (0)	hey new yorkers are not that bad if you just understand where they are coming from. but it was so very true the first thing i learned was how to curse in spanish.

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alegend_88144 mshollywood* Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 665 Car 1: 2002 Light Blue Lexus IS300 iTrader: (0)	HAHAHA Cole thats classic!! Totally works too!! __________________ Proud Lexus owner and technician http://myspace-582.vo.llnwd.net/0020...01249582_l.jpg

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PerzianKabob Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: California Posts: 2,201 Car 1: 1993 Legend LS sedan, 2002 3.2TL iTrader: (1)	lol for cali...the only one i think is entirely true is 6. Someone asks you how far away something is; you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is. good find __________________ http://www.safetygears.net

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Ken1997tl Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oregon, USA Posts: 530 Car 1: 1997 Acura TL 3.2 Premium Car 2: 2002 Acura 3.5 RL Car 3: 1991 Honda Prelude iTrader: (0)	You live in New Hampshire when.. 1. You use the word "wicked" instead of "really" 2. You don't care if the leaves change color. 3. You watch channel 50 weather report for laughs rather than for the weather itself. (Al Kaprelian) 4. You see it snowing in May and think its normal. 5. You call people from neighboring states "Massholes" and "Maniacs" Lived there for 15 years, I miss it, can't you tell?

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enigma Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Westchester, NY Posts: 4,660 Car 1: 00 RL Car 2: 06 TL iTrader: (0)	any for MN??

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