Best bird crap remover?

*Daddymac117* · 06-25-07, 10:36 PM

Well everytime my car gets clean and shiny, a bird shits on it. Every time. Like clockwork.

The problem is, there are a bunch of trees on my street, and i can't really avoid parking under them usually... add that to the fact that I sometimes don't notice the bird shit on the car until I look at it in the morning before I leave for work, and I never have the time to clean it off before I have to go. Which means it marinates for a day or so until I get the chance to clean it off.

What's the easiest method of cleaning bird shit off? Not fresh shit... couple hour+ old crusty shit. lol

I have a bottle or 2 of some detail spray, so would that be able to cut through it and clean it off a bit?

Smokinfastlegend · 06-25-07, 11:05 PM

Have a bottle of detail spray, or a spray bottle with a very little bit of dish soap (very little), mix with water and just spray it, let it sit, then wipe. If you can, get some spray on wax too.

duck · 06-26-07, 12:04 AM

I can't find my rule book, but I am pretty sure at this point I am supposed to advise you to NEVER use dish soap on your car for any reason...

Smokinfastlegend · 06-26-07, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by duck

I can't find my rule book, but I am pretty sure at this point I am supposed to advise you to NEVER use dish soap on your car for any reason...

thats why i advised "VERY LITTLE" and get spray on wax. It would be used to just soak the crap so it will come off. Plain water wont work. Anyway, why havent you told Stevieray about not using dish soap in his detail thread

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91LSMAN · 06-26-07, 11:35 AM

Poorboys used to have Bird Sh#t remover. (That was it's actual name) Sales were not doing very well, but it was just a high concentrate of another one of their products-Spray and Wipe. That's what I use. I spray it on, let it sit and then wipe off. Be careful, removing already dried shit can cause scratches.

4doorYooper · 06-26-07, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Daddymac117

What's the easiest method of cleaning bird shit off?

duck · 06-26-07, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokinfastlegend

thats why i advised "VERY LITTLE" and get spray on wax. It would be used to just soak the crap so it will come off. Plain water wont work. Anyway, why havent you told Stevieray about not using dish soap in his detail thread

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Because he loves me too much.

blkonblkcpe · 06-26-07, 02:05 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Acura...QQcmdZViewItem

This is what I use. No garage. Just wash the cover once in a while in washing machine!

whyteLegend · 06-27-07, 12:17 AM

*Power wash*

Ken · 06-27-07, 03:15 AM

I just take a hose and spray at it with as much water pressure as possible, let it kinda melt, then give it a rub with a sponge.

Sergio · 06-27-07, 04:39 PM

Have the bird clean it up.

I use Poorboys Bug Squash with warm water and then rinse it off.

*Daddymac117* · 06-27-07, 05:51 PM

GRRR these birds are pissing me off.

I just got it washed and waxed yesterday, so it was nice and shiny

I'm coming home, and theres this beautiful M3 convertible coupe down the street from me, parked under 3 trees. 2 of which are out next to the sidewalk, and one is in his neighbor's front yard, and its shiny as hell

I get to my house, and im parked HALFWAY under HALF of a tree, and i got hit twice on the hood

At least the detail spray got it off really easily.

blkonblkcpe · 06-27-07, 07:22 PM

car cover FTMFW

antik · 07-02-07, 03:11 PM

You have to solve the problem at the root here...

Buy a shotgun. Kill the birds.
Buy a chain saw. Cut the trees they live in down.

We all know the feeling though man. I'm glad the detail spray works!

06-25-07, 10:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Daddymac117 TSX pupils Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hillside, NJ Posts: 9,398 Car 1: 1995 Legend GS iTrader: (4)	Best bird crap remover? Well everytime my car gets clean and shiny, a bird shits on it. Every time. Like clockwork. The problem is, there are a bunch of trees on my street, and i can't really avoid parking under them usually... add that to the fact that I sometimes don't notice the bird shit on the car until I look at it in the morning before I leave for work, and I never have the time to clean it off before I have to go. Which means it marinates for a day or so until I get the chance to clean it off. What's the easiest method of cleaning bird shit off? Not fresh shit... couple hour+ old crusty shit. lol I have a bottle or 2 of some detail spray, so would that be able to cut through it and clean it off a bit? __________________ 2nd Generation FAQ \| Forum Rules \| Newbie FAQ \| A-L.com Wiki Please. Reading the FAQ and Wiki have been known to increase penis size in men and breast size in women.

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duck Victory is fleeting... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Duck! Posts: 6,125 Car 1: 2007 Honda Ridgeline iTrader: (1)	I can't find my rule book, but I am pretty sure at this point I am supposed to advise you to NEVER use dish soap on your car for any reason... __________________ Rythmic, systemic and world control Magnetic, genetic, dement your sou...

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91LSMAN I like shiny Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Puyallup, WA Posts: 14,876 Car 1: 91 LS Coupe (Mine) Car 2: 94 LS Coupe (Bro's) iTrader: (4)	Poorboys used to have Bird Sh#t remover. (That was it's actual name) Sales were not doing very well, but it was just a high concentrate of another one of their products-Spray and Wipe. That's what I use. I spray it on, let it sit and then wipe off. Be careful, removing already dried shit can cause scratches. __________________ I drive this and still have more posts than YOU

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blkonblkcpe RALPHS HANDS ARE CLEAN! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 10,021 Car 1: 91 LS Black window trim EDM/Hids Remus 2 1/2 cat back Headers stage 3 ecu Car 2: ,Red tails, Type 2 Car 3: 6 speed, EDM spoiler iTrader: (35)	http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Acura...QQcmdZViewItem This is what I use. No garage. Just wash the cover once in a while in washing machine! __________________ DEMOCRACY IS TWO WOLVES AND A LAMB VOTING ON WHAT TO HAVE FOR LUNCH. LIBERTY IS A WELL ARMED LAMB CONTESTING THE VOTE.

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06-27-07, 03:15 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ken aka desired_speeds Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Hella Part of Cali Posts: 7,846 Car 1: 91 Legend LS - soon to be manual Car 2: 91 Legend L - parts Car 3: 96 Honda Saber 32v iTrader: (2)	I just take a hose and spray at it with as much water pressure as possible, let it kinda melt, then give it a rub with a sponge. __________________ . k e n Parting out a 91 L 5-speed, let me know if you need any parts besides engine and 5-speed parts. The car is Rosewood brown with type E cloth interior.

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Sergio Legend Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: San José, CA Posts: 840 Car 1: 1995 Coupe LS 6-Speed Milano Red iTrader: (7)	Have the bird clean it up. I use Poorboys Bug Squash with warm water and then rinse it off.

06-27-07, 05:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
Daddymac117 TSX pupils Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hillside, NJ Posts: 9,398 Car 1: 1995 Legend GS iTrader: (4)	GRRR these birds are pissing me off. I just got it washed and waxed yesterday, so it was nice and shiny I'm coming home, and theres this beautiful M3 convertible coupe down the street from me, parked under 3 trees. 2 of which are out next to the sidewalk, and one is in his neighbor's front yard, and its shiny as hell I get to my house, and im parked HALFWAY under HALF of a tree, and i got hit twice on the hood At least the detail spray got it off really easily. __________________ 2nd Generation FAQ \| Forum Rules \| Newbie FAQ \| A-L.com Wiki Please. Reading the FAQ and Wiki have been known to increase penis size in men and breast size in women.

06-27-07, 07:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
blkonblkcpe RALPHS HANDS ARE CLEAN! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 10,021 Car 1: 91 LS Black window trim EDM/Hids Remus 2 1/2 cat back Headers stage 3 ecu Car 2: ,Red tails, Type 2 Car 3: 6 speed, EDM spoiler iTrader: (35)	car cover FTMFW __________________ DEMOCRACY IS TWO WOLVES AND A LAMB VOTING ON WHAT TO HAVE FOR LUNCH. LIBERTY IS A WELL ARMED LAMB CONTESTING THE VOTE.

07-02-07, 03:11 PM	#14 (permalink)
antik Obsessive Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Northern VA Posts: 3,766 Car 1: 98.5 BMW M3 Coupe 5MT Car 2: 95 L Sedan Car 3: 95 6MT Coupe (Dad's) iTrader: (5)	You have to solve the problem at the root here... Buy a shotgun. Kill the birds. Buy a chain saw. Cut the trees they live in down. We all know the feeling though man. I'm glad the detail spray works! __________________ ~Ben Canterbury Green '95 Auto L Sedan ADDCO \| MLS \| KNUKONCEPTZ \| ALPINE \| ECLIPSE \| JL AUDIO \| BOSTON ACOUSTICS

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