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Box Chevy forum
-how much dope can I fit in the glove box?
-If I had 2 keys and 1 bird and got caught by 5-0 am I looking at 10 fed time or just 5 and probation? :confused:

Mercedes forum
-My wife is divorceing me and trying to take the house. How do a kill her and keep my Doctors license?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today :( How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill em? I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a civic tried to race me. :giggle:

Civic forums (quite a few here)
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me :giggle:
-Just added some more decals (5hp gain)
-whose tailpipe is bigger (post pics)
-A want some Altezza'a
-Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing.

VW Bug forum
- Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum (couple here)
- How to turn your Yugo into a childrens gym (DIY+pics)
- Where the best place to start a fire in this thing?

Lamborghini forum
-Wind noise around 210MPH :mad:

SUV forum
- Are the Gas prices going down any time soon?

Lexus forums
- Remember that car company that made the Legend? What happened to them?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retarded suit (pics)

Legend forum
- eye candy (pics) :D

BMW 745 -750 forum
- How do a get a coffee stain out of my carpet?

Caddilac forum
- How do a get Yak out of my fur seats?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare and Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1986 :(

Black Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Do anyone have any altezza'a for sale?

Toyota Echo forum
- Does our cars use AAA or AA batteries?

Ferrari forums
- Just bought a boat. Need suggestions about a quick round business trip to Columbia + should a bring the biatch along for the ride?
 
#28 ·
Grand Prix
- Windshield decal group buy!!! :D

Grand Am
- some punk in a GTP tried to race...:****:

Volvo
- Click and Clack said I could roast a turkey under the hood during road trips... True?

300M (for sale section)
- F/S - 1 box of Depends. Extra large size. Make offer.

Dodge Van
- How to clean shag carpet (tutorial)
- Mystery Machine sighting!! (pics!!)

Jetta
- Wheel fell off again.. :( Is this normal?

Saab
- Heater burns eyebrows. Can this be fixed?

Chevy S10
- Sticky: Can I drop a 350 in my S10?

Chevette
- I had another dream last night....
 
#30 ·
ThaAcSwerver said:

lancer evo
-(For those who watch rallying) Directions to meet: fast right, immediate left 300 ft. slight right 20yd, hairpen right 800 yards. Caution....bridge then fast left 400 yards. hairpen left.......
thats a good one;)
 
#31 ·
Chrystler Turbos:
I tried flooring my LeBaron without beefing up the bottom end first. Check out the pics of the damage

eagel:
Check out this new stereo I had installed. Finally found a good use for my eagel!

Ford Excursion:
Subject: Running boards group buy

TSX Forum:
i/h/e/c and I still lost against a 6speed V6 Accord :( What is wrong with my TSX???

Isuzu:
Subject: Anyone on here named Joe?

Daewoo:
I went to take my car in for it's 20,000 mile service and the dealership disappeared, where'd they all go?

Mitsibishi:
DSM RULES!!! LIST YOUR KILLS:
Plymoth K-car
1992 Civic EX (I think it had nawz)
Late 80's Dodge Caravan
My grandfathers motorized wheelchair
and a close 3-way race with a Geo Metro and a Ford Festiva (it was intense I think the Festiva had the SHO engine mounted in the back and the Metro must have been blueprinted and running nawz... )
 
#34 ·
Originally Postd by ThaAcSwerver
lancer evo
-(For those who watch rallying) Directions to meet: fast right, immediate left 300 ft. slight right 20yd, hairpen right 800 yards. Caution....bridge then fast left 400 yards. hairpen left.......

280Z Forums (300zx/350Z-will do later)
-Finally got into those tight jeans (pics)
i was officially in tears at these. ROFLMAO

loved this one:

Originally posted by ThaAcSwerver
Skyline GT-R owners forum (japan)
- Spotted an American Corvette (pics) :thumbsup:
:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
 
#35 ·
Eagle
- Anyone run 32" Super Swamper tires?

chrysler turbos
- Newbie question: I have a turbo?

ford excursion
- Head-on collision with Kenworth semi, i'm fine, truck driver didn't fare so well....:(
- Forget the phonebooth, how many people have you fit into your Excursion?

Tsx forums
- Where's the aftermarket? These things have been out forever!!

isuzu
- Amigo? I'm not your friend! :mad:

Daewoo
- dash fell off while driving, how do I put it back on?
- rolled over to 100,000 miles and the car disintegrated. What's the warranty on these things?

Mitsibishi
- I thought VR stood for "VRoom"

Fairlady Z
- USDM 300ZX conversion complete!! (pics)

Saturn
- I triple dynamatted the whole interior, got road noise under 94dB.

Chevy Celebrity
- Everytime my 18" subs hit, my engine dies :(

Fiat
- Lawn-Boy .2L engine swap (pics)

Camaro (off-topic)
- Who's got the biggest '80's metal collection?

Mustang
- My '84 2.3 vs. '99 LT1 Camaro... What do you guys think?

AMC Pacer
- F/S: Vintage "My other car is a spaceship" bumper sticker!
 
#36 ·
a note on the mystry machine sighting, I really did see some old van done up like the mystry machine in Albuquerque, talks about a head turner lol

great stuff keep em rolling, heres a few more more

hot rods
RSX
Subaru Legacy
Honda Accord

(just curious this should be a laugh)
 
#37 ·
RSX - I still really wanted an Integra. Anyone have JDM badges?

Subaru Legacy - Anyone else traded in their SUV?

Honda Accord - How can I get my mom to let me use the car again? *need good alibi for streetracing!*
 
#38 ·
Subaru WRX forum
- Got pulled over for drifting in New York City. :( I hate cops :mad:
hahahahaha. drifting these things is like watching an opera...its just soooo smooooth
Supra forum
(For sale/wanted)- 2 turbos isn't enough. I need Nawwws :(
first to break 1500hp race begins...HEEYYAAA(cowboy sound while riding horse)
lancer evo
-(For those who watch rallying) Directions to meet: fast right, immediate left 300 ft. slight right 20yd, hairpen right 800 yards. Caution....bridge then fast left 400 yards. hairpen left.......
just plain HILAIROUS
Zonda forum
- i posted on here about Altezzas about a month ago and the only response I got was "siete sul idiot errato della tribuna' Am I in the wrong place? :confused2:
i wonder the actual percentage of people that know what the hell a zonda is?
Supra:
Poll: Whose pushing the most boost?
refer to previous part
Tsx forums
- Where's the aftermarket? These things have been out forever!!
Acura TSX = the new model japanese honda accord.

ANYWAY...some more cars....
Imprezza 22B
hayabusa 1300R
another lamborghini one please
grand national
bmw M3

oh yes..please keep them coming
 
#39 ·
VW
Another hole in the tranny (pics)
Sub-par wiring caught engine on fire (pics)
I was finally able to do an intake on my 88 jetta (pics/DIY around intake dependent mechanical EFI)

DSM
Got crankwalk today. Purchased new crank (pics)
Threw a rod. Come see big a$$ hole in engine! (pics)
How to launch your AWD (DIY)
How not to launch your AWD (Pics)

RSX
My 2nd gear is grinding again. Should I buy a Legend?
When do tokico/kyb/bilstein/ANY shocks come out?
How long will the stock struts last on 4" drop?
 
#40 ·
Mitsibishi
Took my car to the dealer again for a better co driver and they just handed me a tv:mad:

Saturn
Because we have space frame technology does that mean we can go into outer space?:confused2:

(true chrysler turbo q)
What tells me if my car is a turbo?

Miata forums
Is there any way to get anymore room?
(older miatas)
Any one notice that our head lights are just slightly oversized when open?
 
#41 · (Edited)
Cadillac Escalade Forum

- Can I really get 28 inch rims to fit and if so what size tires
should I get


Ford F-450 Forum

- Where is the best place to mount my new 100 gallan gas tank


Ford Expedition Forum (2003)

-Everyone keeps mistaken my Expedition for and Explorer.


Ranger Rover

-Why do I get flipped off all the time.


Mercedes SLK forum

-Where do I put the baby seat


Ford Escort Froum

-The damn dealer said they dont stock part for my car anymore.


Ford Mustang Forum

- Everyone is accusing me of putting Saleen sticker on my car

Dodge Neon

-70 piece neon glow kit group buy, $19.95


GMC Yukon Denali

-Should I have gotten the Cadillac Escalade instead.
 
#42 ·
Civic-
"Hey wuz up homies?! How do i get the DX of the back? I wanna replace it with a type R sticker i got at pep boys."

Mustang-
"How come people laugh at me?"

Accord-
"Got caught again by my parents street racing."

Grand Marquis-
"Broke my hip again... Wonder if thats covered by social security"

GMC-
"I heard our trannies are made in mexico?"

Viper-
"53 yr old male with secure job and salt and pepper hair seeking.....anyone."

S2000-
Anyone ever noticed we got ripped off?"

Lexus-
My lexus emblem fell of today and underneath it said 'Toyota'"

BMW-
Getting my car out of the shop. Its been there for...lets see...carry the 2... add the.......
 
#44 · (Edited)
This thread is too much, let me do a few.

Mini Cooper
- Why won't the BMW dealership work on my car?

Mercedes
-Never take your car to the chrysler dealership. :mad:

Integra
- I smoked another lady in a porshe last nite. my car owns....

H2
- Some stupid idiot stoled the "O'' emblem off my frickin Hummer:mad:

Ford SuperDuty
- Big meet at the Gilroy Garlic Festival this Saturday.

IS300
- will swap wheels for Bio Chem notes.

Tercel
- JDM conversion kit (CHEAP)

Civic
- United Airlines parting out old 747's ends Friday.

And last but surely not least..............

Legend
- Who keeps deleting/locking my threads?!?!?!

Opps I'm sorry I haven't been here long enough for that one;)
 
#46 ·
heres one i'm kinda embarrassed about yet its true.


Legend forums:
ever been to a gay club? i was invited to one by a girl, need advice.


hehe no offense to whoever started that thread, i didn't read much on it, funny tho, what if someone was snoopin around here and saw that lol
 
#49 ·
« z00m z00m » said:
heres one i'm kinda embarrassed about yet its true.

Legend forums:
ever been to a gay club? i was invited to one by a girl, need advice.

hehe no offense to whoever started that thread, i didn't read much on it, funny tho, what if someone was snoopin around here and saw that lol
If you want to comment on that go here:
http://www.acura-legend.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30386

I will not address you here and ruin this thread.:rolleyes:
 
#50 ·
Buick (pick one): Hey Marge, what time are we going to bingo Hon? You know Fran is gonna be there trying to show off 'cause she just put a new Flowmaster on her Century...