LOCKED. just playin dave. but yeah, we do get a lot of that.

somebody do one for the Chevy Astro forums? (minivan)

peace
T

 

Wow, that is some goods stuff. I really enjoyed the Jeep Cherokee one and the Skyline one.

Why did you keep replacing "I" with "A" though?

 

Chevy Astro forum
(forsale/wanted)
- Wanted helpers for a job I have to do in the Miami area. Criminal record preferred. Equiptment will be provided but Tek 9 owners a bonus. Good aim a plus. Must have experience leaning out of a moving vehicle. Must be able to speak fluent Spanish. Appropriate dress required (skimasks, black Chuck Taylors)

(General discussion)
- Ride is bouncey when rear is loaded with 100+ pounds of blow. Do I need new shocks?

(Off Topic)
- Biatch getting suspiscous about the 4 black vans with no plates parked out back. Just how quick does carbon monixide work?

 

Astro Van
- *Help* rubbing problems with my 22's.

 

Astro van:

Lowered 4" front and rear, 17" Boydes, Yokahama 245/45, Supertuner 3 w/steering wheel remote, chrome tribal graphics (reflect different colors), Flowmaster, K&N, Vortec v6, billet grill, bowtie rearview mirror, antenna, steering wheel, pumpin amp & speakers, lock up your daughters... (pics)

 

astro:
Woops! droped a ladder throught the windsheild when I tried to climbin through the window after I got locked out, Can I glue it together with super glue or make my own one with a plastic bag?

Yugo:
WoHoo! I broke ten mph. Im thinkin bout towing a boat so when I get to the beach on my way to Yugoslavia I cin ask a few people for help to carry my car in to the boat. OH and can I lower my car? I have 10's. Pretty large for a car in the US huh?

 

Yugo:

I did it, I beat the other guys 10 mph by 1 mph. Im so happy, lets all jump around. Unfortunatly, I have killed one of the hampsters that run my car . Any advice?

Fords with air-ride suspension:

Just had my car hop cause the air ride went bad Im glad ford included only one time functional hydrolics.

Dodge forum:

Gots anothers persons askin if is got a A's Hemea under duh hood. Tell me do is reallys gots dah hemea?

Converable Dakota Forums:

I have had some many people ask how i made my truck converitable WOuld a miata top fit?

 

LEGEND FORUM

General Discussion
BAD HEAD GASKETS

Gallery
Damn i cant get my pics up!!!

Meet
Another meet, no one showed up

Off-topic
My girl left me for my dog

Racing
No stret racng

-hass

 

VW Cabrio: oMfgZ i wEnT tO tHe BeAcH wItH mY gIrls YeStErDaY (pIcS)!11!!LMAO!

 

Yugo:

Wow, my rear defroster came in SO handy today. Being it was -30 degrees out I thought, "why not turn on my rear defroster while pushing my Yugo?" this worked like a champ! Kept my hands warm while I pushed my Yugo up the hill.

One quick question, why do we even have accelerator pedals??? It should be a switch, off or on since if I don't leave it floored it just stalls.

BMW:
Well I finally did it. I couldn't decide if I should have gotten rid of my M5 for an M3 so I kept the M5 and picked up my silver M3. The wife's gonna kill me. Now, let's talk aftermarket, i've had her for almost 8 full hours now and she's still stock. I need a new exhaust, chip, intake, bodykit and someone to do the work for me.

Audi:
I just dropped in a Garrett Racing chip into my A4 1.8t. Wow, this is mad fast, is the warrenty still valid?

 

VW Cabrio: oMfgZ i wEnT tO tHe BeAcH wItH mY gIrls YeStErDaY (pIcS)!11!!LMAO!

.........then we went to the store? To get some sandals? Because my sandals was kinda boring? And we ran into Randy? He is sooo HOT!!! Especially since he's now single? 'soanyway' he says to Christy? is that your car? She says no because its mine?.............

 

.........then we went to the store? To get some sandals? Because my sandals was kinda boring? And we ran into Randy? He is sooo HOT!!! Especially since he's now single? 'soanyway' he says to Christy? is that your car? She says no because its mine?.............

That is so funny, I live in Cali and thats real.

Yo man you have the mind of a true comedian you should go try out at one of your local comedy clubs seriously, you have great timing with the ability to creat humor. Seriously man.

 

HAHAA LOVE IT...

What about
Maxima Board..
Impala SS/Caprice Board.....
TL/CL board...

 

Maxima forums
- Is the group buy on the Black face gauges still on?

Police issue Impala SS/Caprice forums
(off topic) - Pulled a Rodney King today (pics)

TL/CL forums
- *newbe* - I did a search for 'Tranny Problems' on Google and it referred me here. Well here's my question: I'm post-op and would like to know are the hormones pills supposed to take this long to make my breast grow? and also since my penis is now history am I still supposed to have jock itch?

 

Maxima forums
- Is the group buy on the Black face gauges still on?

HAHA..actually some people don't like the white..in fact some want to blackout their rear lights instead of having them clear..

Police issue Impala SS/Caprice forums
(off topic) - Pulled a Rodney King today (pics)

HAHA..when i had the caprice and before it was cloned I used to love to come up real fast on the back of speeding cars...especially ricers..hahaha..use to scarre the hell out of them

TL/CL forums
- *newbe* - I did a search for 'Tranny Problems' on Google and it referred me here. Well here's my question: I'm post-op and would like to know are the hormones pills supposed to take this long to make my breast grow? and also since my penis is now history am I still supposed to have jock itch?

DAMN....those tranny problems are a big issue...should not make fun..

 

Maxima Forum:
My HIDs just got stolen again...now i got to go to philly to get new lights since all the places up here in the tri-state area are in back order.....
anybody want to trade?? HIDs for regular...


sad but true...and probably not that funny..

well i tried..

 

Ok ya just have to do these...

Mobilehomes/Camper trailers -

Desel semi trucks / Kenworth -

Farm Tractors -

 

Mobile homes-

"Im at kinkos cause i cant afford that darn internet!"

Semi trucks-

"Hey did u know u can get 600 mexicans in one of these!"

Farm Tractors-

umm.... hows comes my deere is named john??? I didnt name him john... did u name him john?... who the hell ever heard of a deere named john?... thats just plain dumb..And another thing u aint a farmer if u buy ur tractor from sears.

 

also since my penis is now history am I still supposed to have jock itch?

What tha, Thats crazy

pitifull

 

Legend

Imma newbie and i was wonderin....why does my tranny shift so hard???? i mean i've driven other hondas and they dont shift as hard.....

 

hahhahaha i miss this thread. really for a second i thought you were a newb and posted in the wrong topic.. that was good

 

Ya, I was about to bash on u, but then I saw the Legend.

I loved that thread!

 

I'm surprised no one has said anything about huyndai's!!!! COME ON...there are plenty!!!

This thread is hilarious!!!!!

 

omg rofl @ all of them

 

Hyundai Tiburon: anyone else thinks it's ironic that Hyundai finally makes a car we'd love to mod ~ but the warranty is keeping me from touching it?!!

Hyundai XG350: new spinnah hubcaps keep mah car from lookin' like a poser! *pics*

Hyundai XG350: check out my mini maybach. *pics*

Hyundai Accent: we are in WRC?!!