look honey a hyundai!! it sounds just like honda so they must be the same!!

 

lmbfao!!!

Kia?






Benz-Wow I fell asleep in my benz today at a stop sign, the next thing I know, I totaled my car.( tis was true, it happened to my mom's boss in his benz) sad

wooden go cart-is there a company that makes z-rated tires and basket ball rims for my darn winnin racer?

 

Mazada RX-8 Forum:

I just found out my new RX-8 doesn't really have the horse power it originally claimed.

Acura Forum:

Will Acura ever build a V8?

Pontiac Grand Am Forum:

Where can I purchase the hub cap spinners for my car?

H2 Hummer Forum:

I'm having problems fitting my H2 Hummer through the Burger King drive thru.

 

Remember that car company that made the Legend? What happened to them?

:werd:

 

^^^^^ :werd:

 

lmbfao!!!

Kia?

Benz-Wow I fell asleep in my benz today at a stop sign, the next thing I know, I totaled my car.( tis was true, it happened to my mom's boss in his benz) sad

wooden go cart-is there a company that makes z-rated tires and basket ball rims for my darn winnin racer?

"Kia? what the crap is a kia?"

 

i have one for you

mercedes forum:
how the f do i get this out of my car..... click link to see what i mean

http://forums.mbworld.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=53061

:vomit:

 

What are friggen retard!!!! "I saw it sprayin, so I picked it up and let it spray the ****out of my car. How do I fix it?"

 

glad im not the only one who thought he was an ID-10-T

 

Mercedes-Benz forum:

I spent $35,000 on my car. Do you think I can afford brains?

 

hey those people are cool, im a member over there

i probably would have tried to pic up the spray can as well:-/...............

 

im so filthy rich i can spray paint in my Merc.......and whine how stupid i was to pick up a SPRAYIN can.....

 

well if they don't want their car looking like that.... they could give it to me!!!! hell, I would just say it was a one of a kind marble interior!

 

Kia- (off topic)
- if one more person tells me "I'll see ya in a Kia"
(gen dis)
- Forget Home Depot mods, go to Toys R Us! Mad Mods Yo!

Benz C230 forum:
- Some punk in a TT Supra thought he was the shiz... Taught him a lesson in performance.

Bentley forum:
- 3rd time in the shop this week. These things are handmade, what gives? Damn.


BTW- Where in the hell has AcSwerver been lately? Miss the comedy.

 

ferrari 360 spyder/modena
- gumball3000, i got pulled over 8 times in the first 2 days anyone else???
- i got puled over in my f50 for doin 187, went to jail

porsche (ruf)
- gumball3000, i have discovered my top speed, 210 (PICS)


hey do some more bout hummers the fenderbender was great

 

AW guys my hummer has gotten 1mpg!!!! iddint that awesome? i also ran over a cow and dog without noticing it. aw shiet i dropped some coffee, is there a way to replace the whole chair?

 

LOL I just read the entire thread from start to finish...

Legend (G1 General Discussion):
Just bought my Legend and I think I have a hole in my sunroof .

Any more Civic ones?
Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a civic tried to race me.

Civic forums (quite a few here)
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me
-Just added some more decals (5hp gain)
-whose tailpipe is bigger (post pics)
-A want some Altezza'a
-Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing.

 

PimpsChariot,com

Attention female investors of the free world. I have a slight problem. Ya see on an average given work night I work 5 to 6 hoes in three different spots. Now, When I pick up 2 everything cool but some where between number 4 and 5 things get heavy. I hate to ditch Big Sexy cuz she pulls in around 2 to 3 G's just on Mondays alone. And I can't go without my 150 pound Siberian Tiger fur coat. I've (well one of my broads) loaded up a pic. Please reply. Players Ball is next week and i'm getting my springs polished and dipped in gold so I gotta be right. - Damion

BTW - Thursday nights is 2 for 1 night and Tuesdays is " F*** for a Buck night"

 

i'm laughin sooooo hard my abs r hurtin...

civic forum
- my car's making a funny sound...bvrrrrrrrrrrr...bvrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

fullsizechevy forum
- do 44in superswamper boggers make alotta road noise?

escalade forum
- (off topic) yo, can't believe da foo Yao Ming postarized me tanite. that's f@$#%$ up!

bentley forum
- (off topic) yo, can't believe da foo Yao Ming postarized me tanite. that's f@$#%$ up!

west coast choppers forum
- (off topic) yo, can't believe da foo Yao Ming postarized me tanite. that's f@$#%$ up!

'64 impala forum
- (off topic) fo shizzle my nizzle...itz da snoop D-O-double gizzle...pass me anotha joint.

lotus forum
- (off topic) just got my second lotus tonight, penis grew another inch...4 1/2 inches...woohoo!

vw bug forum
- (off topic) poll: real flower or silk flower?

acura legend forum
- (off topic) spontaneous orgasm when looking at my car. multiple orgasms while driving my car. anyone else have this problem?

legend girl

 

spontaneous orgasm when looking at my car. multiple orgasms while driving my car. anyone else have this problem?

:bowdown:

 

:bowdown:

I aint bitin

 

TL/CL forums
- *newbe* - I did a search for 'Tranny Problems' on Google and it referred me here. Well here's my question: I'm post-op and would like to know are the hormones pills supposed to take this long to make my breast grow? and also since my penis is now history am I still supposed to have jock itch?

Hahahaha!

 

Hyundai Elantra:
Yo...did you guys know they make a turbo for our car?!?!...Go ALPINE!!!!

Kia:
I just heard from the Hyundai guys that there is a turbo for the elantra...you guys think we could squeeze it in and will it void warranty?

Mercedes:
Well I just got my new SL...I thought this thing was a convertible?..How the hell do you open this thing?!

Miata:
Group buy: the little plastic rear window $25.00...OH YEAH!!

Oldsmobile:
They couldn't have given it a better name!!!

Mercury Capri:
Well I got a new engine, but that didn't fix the roof leak...were you guys kidding with me?!?!

Honda Civic:
I've got a H22A in my bubble back...do you guys think I should use a seperate exhaust for each cylinder?...It's just not loud enough!

Jaguar:
How do you pronouce the name of our car?...I say it like this Jagwar...but those damn commercials Jag-you-are...What the hell is a Jag-you-are???!!!

 

"Kia? what the crap is a kia?"

Kia stands for Killed In Action.

From my own experience:

Mustang Bullitt Forum: "These things are going to go back up in value, right?"

Acura Legend Forum: "There's a real aftermarket coming up soon for our cars, right?"

Mitsubishi Eclipse Forum: "I just realized my car is slow, but it's already dropped in value $10,000 from when I bought it 2 months ago, so I can't sell it to get back what I owe. What should I do?"

LS1 (Camaro/Firebird) Forum: "I make over 400rwp but i i'm not breaking into the 12's in the 1/4 because i can't cut under a 2.0 60' to save my life. PS. I love burnouts."

 

This is funny even now....

Any we missed?