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13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers
Published on 9 May 2008

A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts.

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

GYOT ta be mo careful....
 

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Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
best line ever :rofl:
 
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A little part of me was envious of these kids as I read the story. I surely wasn't that clued into the wonders of this fine world at that age. Then, after thinking about it, I realized they are never going to live that one down. For the rest of their lives, they will always be the idiots who played Xbox instead of scoring.
 

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i read this maybe like 2 days ago, funny shit.

last time we had a hotel, it had a badass plasma screen, and we tried to hook up my ps2 to it so we could get drunk and play Guitar Hero, and we found the inputs, but the stupid tv wouldnt let us.

So my friend is like "Fuck it, lets just call the front desk"

he calls down and informs them we cant play our game, and the guy says "The tvs in the rooms have been disabled from being able to play video games due to images being burned into the tv"

So my friend starts making a huge deal and is like "How am i gonna practice for my big Guitar Hero tournament??!"

Actually, i think it was Jeff(morbo) who called. it was fuckin funny


but ya, these kids are idiots.
 

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Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
 
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