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Well Well Well, I know I know, What was I smoking, I mean Thinking. I have to laugh. 
It all started like this:
It was 3am this morning FEB 10 2002. and I was dropping my Girl home 40 miles away. Long Island to Queens New York. It was all good. I was driving 70mph and there he was. On the Southern State Parkway the cop is in the middle lane waiting for some gut to Zoom pass him. But… With my experience for 10 years around these parts I always look ahead for the State troopers hiding and behind me too. I turn on my signal in the fast lane and moved behind him in the middle lane.
I and 3 others neck and neck cruised behind the trooper until he finally exit off at exit 27n (Don’t you hate that?) From there on it was a smooth ride. I stepped on it like I always do from 55 to now 70mph until I got to Queens. No problem. Coming back I was again on the Southern state Parkway going east (back home) . I was cursing and more than half way home and I have been trailing behind this Station wagon with rims for a few miles! He was a Quarter miles ahead of me so I felt safe in case there was a trap. After thinking about it the guy was going faster and faster and my right foot slipped the car up to 90mph!! I was like ****, his gut is going really fast. I was at an exit and I normally look to see if any troopers ws merging on the Parkway but To tell you the truth it was late and I was going too fast to get a dam good look. Well I was 2 exits from home and I have a nice straight away just before the last exit. So……….. I said F It I am going for it. I saw my needle hit 100mph and I was looking in my rear view and a really did not notice a car coming up fast. The guy that was going fast was in the fast lane And I was in the middle lane going to the slow lane getting ready to exit. By the time I was breaking to exit off the light a saw a few seconds ,all over my bumper. I looked up and saw the bubble lights a said Oh dammm. LOL so Before I can finish the exit ramp I had red and blue lights on me. I saw my whole insurance Fly up in a the Roof! When I cam to a spot I immediately turn on the interior lights. (they love that) I rolled down mi windows before he got there. It was 2 of them. A woman and a man. (both white for people who want to know) So He said License and registration please. I gave him both and I told him the registration is in the glove box. (You know some Cops are trigger happy and it was late so I do not play).
I gave him both and he ask If I know how fast I was going. LOL I had a serious face and said I was going over 80mph . He asks me exactly how much? I said I am not sure but it was over 80 again. He told be he was going like 120 to keep up to me. (In my mind I was like ****.) So He asks me why. I told him I just dropped my girl home and I just want to jump in my bed. He then cut me off and said that that was a long straight away and easy to speed! I said yeah it is. He then ask me if I had anything to Drink. I said no. I did not. My eyes are red when I need sleep so I figure that is why. He ask me again and then test me. He told me, without moving my head follow his pen. That was easy, I was not drunk. Matter of fact I had no drinks since new years. So he took my Documents and went to the car for like 2 mins the came back and scan the car’s registration. He went back and I was like (****)lol (again many things was running through my mind)
A min later he comes back and says, “ I am going to give you a break” I was so shocked!!!!!!!!!!!! He said it is very dangerous to speed so fast. I could have gotten a flat and crashed (all true) He said IF he ever catch me speeding again he is going to write up many tickets. I told him sorry, and thank you. They then got in the car and left. I then begun to breathe in an out and smiled. No I grin DAMIT . Well foks, Do not speed. You never know if it could have gone the other way! And well all know what way that is.
It all started like this:
It was 3am this morning FEB 10 2002. and I was dropping my Girl home 40 miles away. Long Island to Queens New York. It was all good. I was driving 70mph and there he was. On the Southern State Parkway the cop is in the middle lane waiting for some gut to Zoom pass him. But… With my experience for 10 years around these parts I always look ahead for the State troopers hiding and behind me too. I turn on my signal in the fast lane and moved behind him in the middle lane.
I and 3 others neck and neck cruised behind the trooper until he finally exit off at exit 27n (Don’t you hate that?) From there on it was a smooth ride. I stepped on it like I always do from 55 to now 70mph until I got to Queens. No problem. Coming back I was again on the Southern state Parkway going east (back home) . I was cursing and more than half way home and I have been trailing behind this Station wagon with rims for a few miles! He was a Quarter miles ahead of me so I felt safe in case there was a trap. After thinking about it the guy was going faster and faster and my right foot slipped the car up to 90mph!! I was like ****, his gut is going really fast. I was at an exit and I normally look to see if any troopers ws merging on the Parkway but To tell you the truth it was late and I was going too fast to get a dam good look. Well I was 2 exits from home and I have a nice straight away just before the last exit. So……….. I said F It I am going for it. I saw my needle hit 100mph and I was looking in my rear view and a really did not notice a car coming up fast. The guy that was going fast was in the fast lane And I was in the middle lane going to the slow lane getting ready to exit. By the time I was breaking to exit off the light a saw a few seconds ,all over my bumper. I looked up and saw the bubble lights a said Oh dammm. LOL so Before I can finish the exit ramp I had red and blue lights on me. I saw my whole insurance Fly up in a the Roof! When I cam to a spot I immediately turn on the interior lights. (they love that) I rolled down mi windows before he got there. It was 2 of them. A woman and a man. (both white for people who want to know) So He said License and registration please. I gave him both and I told him the registration is in the glove box. (You know some Cops are trigger happy and it was late so I do not play).
I gave him both and he ask If I know how fast I was going. LOL I had a serious face and said I was going over 80mph . He asks me exactly how much? I said I am not sure but it was over 80 again. He told be he was going like 120 to keep up to me. (In my mind I was like ****.) So He asks me why. I told him I just dropped my girl home and I just want to jump in my bed. He then cut me off and said that that was a long straight away and easy to speed! I said yeah it is. He then ask me if I had anything to Drink. I said no. I did not. My eyes are red when I need sleep so I figure that is why. He ask me again and then test me. He told me, without moving my head follow his pen. That was easy, I was not drunk. Matter of fact I had no drinks since new years. So he took my Documents and went to the car for like 2 mins the came back and scan the car’s registration. He went back and I was like (****)lol (again many things was running through my mind)
A min later he comes back and says, “ I am going to give you a break” I was so shocked!!!!!!!!!!!! He said it is very dangerous to speed so fast. I could have gotten a flat and crashed (all true) He said IF he ever catch me speeding again he is going to write up many tickets. I told him sorry, and thank you. They then got in the car and left. I then begun to breathe in an out and smiled. No I grin DAMIT . Well foks, Do not speed. You never know if it could have gone the other way! And well all know what way that is.