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I saw this in the notorious thread....so I said why not make its own thread. I am no means a rapper but I give credit where credit is due and I am curious to see the skills of other legend owners...
 

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Phil B said:
I saw this in the notorious thread....so I said why not make its own thread. I am no means a rapper but I give credit where credit is due and I am curious to see the skills of other legend owners...
sounds good to me...i'm going to copy everything done so far in the other thread in the original order and post it next...and anybody who wants to contribute anything, the better :)
 

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DaTimez420:

Blazin' a sac rollin' in da stolen Ac,
feds is on me, too late to turn back.
They heard the sound of my gat,
and they ain't cuttin' me no slack.
Legend ain't stock, now these fools in for a shock,
Take a nice hit of the dro, and put the pedal to the flo.
Start thinkin' bout some ho, brain cloudy for sho.

Flyin' down the freeway not lookin' back, straight dippin' in the Ac.

Remeniscin' bout all the years I wasted in jail,
time after time prayin' to god stressin' for bail,
but somehow I always fail, no bail, goin' straight to jail.
Gettin' locked in a cell, goin' straight to hell, no chance of doin' well.
God knows I tried to stay straight, wanted to be great, is this my fate?
Workin' nine to five, hopin' to thrive, strugglin' to survive, just tryin' to stay alive.
Gotta lose the blue and red, they on me like a slut givin' head.
With a glock on their waist, just itching to give me a taste,
unload the clip in my face, spray me with mace, and falsify a case.
Gotta get out of this mess, but no chance I'll ever confess.

Flyin' down the freeway not lookin' back, straight dippin' in the Ac.

Went out to the track with a bottle of Jack, hopin' to make a quick stack.
At first it was whack, then a coupe all black, pulled up ready to attack.
Had him off the line, he pulls out a nine, bucks at my wheel thinkin' I'd resign.
It wasn't my fault, tire flat no way to halt, car doin' a summersault.
I had to punish, he just totalled my ish, I had to throw him with the fish.

Flyin' down the freeway not lookin' back, straight dippin' in the Ac.

Triple digits, I gots to hit it, double vision, but I ain't trippin'.
Almost out of weed, then notice I'm in a six-speed,
Just what a brotha need, a ***** bout to get freed.
Give it all I got, car gettin' hot, but I ain't gonna stop.
Maxin' out at a buck sixty, them feds can't keep up with me.
They pull back, in awe of the Ac, dippin' jet black.

Flyin' down the freeway not lookin' back, straight dippin' in the Ac.
 

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TheAcSwerver:

......next up is your boy ThaSwerva'

Your momma say "boy he got some nerva, banking on my curba"
While her daughters in the win'dow, i'm finishing the indo.
Toot the horn two times and i'm out. Ring on you door-bells? Thats not what i'm about.
Running up to the car as if the rides were free, knowing her man was coming over at a quarter till 3.
She asking "Why you late? You know we had a date!", Girl I had to get a trim and roll by Leon and nim'.
So get in and don't be slammen my doh, And no more flippen off birds when rid'en by the Po-Po.
Last week, thanks to you, I spent two nights in tha pen, My Ack was impounded, I had to dust off the Schwinn.
She said "Alright then." laid back and got cozy, it wasn't even 5 minutes before she started getten nosy.
She started clicken on buttons, playen with tha controls. I had visions of reachen back, back hand slap to the nose.
But instead of the violence, I said "hey gul, chill!!, your not in your moms Tempo, your in my ve-hi-kil.

chorus:

Girl don't be touch'en my ish!
You need to chill,
This is not your moms Tempo. This is my vehi'cle!!!!

Girl don't be touch'en my ish!
You need to chill,
This is not your moms Tempo. This is my vehi'cle!!!!
 

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ThaAcSwerver said:

Girl don't be touch'en my ish!
You need to chill,
This is not your moms Tempo. This is my vehi'cle!!!!
:D
your turn JD :D

This trick reachin' in my glove box and center console, just lookin' for some ish to unfold, damn this girl's bold!
She finds a pack of Phillies, says "What's up?" Tell her I ain't got no trees, and she better suck on deez and be ready to get stuck.
She says "What the uck?" I tell her hurry up so I can bust a nut, gots to get rid of this smut.
Drop her off at a quarter past eight, gotta get up-state, girl don't make me late!
Run a light doin' sixty, man this radar gun's already hit me, feds creep up and stop me, but it's a she! What a relief!
Spit some game to this fe-male, she askin' me if I ever been to jail and why my face lookin' pale?
She asks me for my digits, man i gots to hit it! "You got your id?" Sure thing my fine hon-ey!
I get off so clean, my game more slick than a wet dream, time to let off some steam, so I grab my sac of green.
Hour late, call my boys tell 'em not to hate, got held up by some girls that wanna mate, so like warren g I had to regulate.
Just bout out of gas pullin' up to the station hopin' to make it fast, this "j" sure does last, givin' my head a blast!
Little boy in front, probably thinkin' I'm drunk as I step out my whip, he seein' all the smoke rushin' out my door and he bout to flip for sho.
Roll out of the Sun-o-co, yellin' at that kid "Don't make fun of me no mo!! You ain't no po po!!"

Ac dippin' sweet, bassin' down the street, swervin' to the beat.
Bulletproof glass protectin' my ass, these haters ain't got no class.
Honeys breakin' necks lookin' thru my window, but with five percent tint they blind as I hit my indo.

Ac dippin' sweet, bassin' down the street, swervin' to the beat.
Bulletproof glass protectin' my ass, these haters ain't got no class.
Honeys breakin' necks lookin' thru my window, but with five percent tint they blind as I hit my indo.

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RenoG:

If I may I want'ah flip the scrip just a tad bit, all the these Legend exspressions are motivating a poetry session. Question?

When does a myth becomes a Legend, they say when the myth becomes a triditional tail, I say its when your daddy trades in his 02' RL, because he regrets giving you his but I wont tell.

When does a myth becomes a Legend, they say when the myth becomes a triditional tail, I say when Acura drivers welcome the demise of the CL. they rather have yours but i wont tell.

When does a myth becomes a Legend, they say when the myth becomes a triditional tail, I say when Acura realized they failed, and redesign, drop in a V8 and stop calling it an RL, they wish they never changed ours but I wont tell.

A myth is a triditional rumor handed down from one generation to the next, to look for the new named Legend would be as fictitous as an episode of Johnny Quest, theres no guessin, when does a myth becomes a legend? Its when the myth becomes a triditional tail. If you don't get it I wont tell, so just remain calm, and repeat after me......... AcuraLegends.Com

It looks good on Ya
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Originally posted by DaTimez420
that's tight reno, add a bit of relevance to legends!

TheAcSwerver, you on da mic...
Yo, DaTimez? You say I'm next on da mic?
Right?
Let me tell you what happened one night.

In the sedan, doing 8-ty,
on my left, is-a-ba-by,
drunk and pissy
swerving like, cra-zy,

comin thru Atlanta like a bat outta hell,
PoPo Impala chasing,
ish! i'm going to jail!

30 minutes ago
I was drunk at Pie -(American Pie cafe')
now Po Po's on my tail
Should've installed the C-A-I.

Don't know how fast I am gunnen
Speedo dropped off at hun-nen
D4 light wanna flash,
All I know is i'm runnin!!

Look in the rearview,
damn!! they coming up fast!
So I squeezed tha Ac gas
Impala, off to the grass.

Coming through the Air at night
Feeling like i'm Phil Collins
switching over fo lanes
rider, screaming and hollin'

Cops say ".....Calling all cars!!......"
"....This is the, reeaal deal...."
".....We got a stolen Blue Ack......"
"...Lunatic at da wheel!!!!!....."
 

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Triton3K:

Here's my little 16 bars, lol

yo yo yo check it out,

Loud pipes aint what im after like those ricey accords
all I want is a remus and a greddy exhaust,
with a weapon r intake and a bayou chip,
and angelina jolie with her lips round my d!ck,
got the mesh grill right on the front of my whip,
not sitting on 22's but my 16's legit,
clear bumpers, clear corners, one piece headlights,
if ****ers take my **** then their insisting a fight,
Brembos cross drilled is the way you should go,
but make sure when you get them that your driving real slow,
91 to 95, type 1 and type 2's, L and LS
theres the GS too,
but those are rare to find like the 6 speed coupes,
I got the frost white 93LS sedan,
its kinda fun when I get that feel in my pants
gotta go, gotta go talk to yall later
all I gotta say is that my our Legends are greater than the rest.

:D :D :D

ol skool rhyme for ya fools. :p
 

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aight imma try....

bringing back to new skoo from the old skoo
think one time im just a foo
i'll dust you one time in this legend real fine
"weak" is how they describe my rhymes
but i dont care i flow like the under carr....ige
of my car which is to say dirty
ever tried chasing a bike at 1-thirty
mile per hour, i will astound ya
try and floor it past MaryLAND hounda
Or trooper, is what they call'em
i just got my car to stop F*ken stallin
maybe rhyme about my clear corners
but it seems as though they were a bonus
for buying this car, people look at me like im a star
in DC like they've never seen one..like the time is BC
imma quit before the rhymes get real weak
i dont think i will do this next week
or even tomarrow b'cause i feel like i should borrow
skillz from ThaSwerva or 420
my weakness is not funny so dont dare laugh
like the route "Ac" (TheAcSwerva) took through the people path (side walk)

Level 10 shiftin nice
smoov like yo girls inna thighs
but like i said imma quit
so there my flow but dont laugh at this Sh*t
 

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Let Me Spit Some Too.....

The Beat:.....Boom Tock.... Ta Boom Boom Tock....Boom Tock...Ta Boom Boom Tock.
The Flow: Pretty Basic

Gettin' in my Legend and headin' up the way
Goin' to N Y to see my man Triton K
He's tellin' me on the celly there's a party in Queens
Damn, I ain't been there since my teens
He said the Honeys gonna be there in full effect
Damn, I got to get some caps in case I get errect
The peeps from the South will be there and that's no lie
Leon, Tha Swerve, and maybe Thai
I know my man better be there from DC
All smoked out - he know who he be
All our peeps are comin' from near and far
With our shiny azz Legends 'cause that's our car

Yea Yea....I want to send a shout out to all my peeps up NY....Everybody who owns a Legend(you know who you are).....The dude who got his 95 black coupe repo'ed so I could have it..Yea, Much Love To You....EVERYbody on the forum(you too Jose, even though you don't show up to a meet).....

 

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I don't think I can flow but I will give it a try.

I'm gonna set off with no set topic
Cause I wish I was with J.lo tanning out in the tropics
Don't knock it, cause I roll the big body ack
Got all the supermodel chicks wanna go to the back
Freestyle attack, Cause I am off the dome
Candy paint, on chrome holding in down for San Antone
Maybe a yellow bone, chillin on my right side
as I come down 17's, 2 screens sitting on buckhide
In my car I have pride representin down here in Texas
I push an AC! Not no overpriced luxury Lexus
Driving reckless and still acting bad
rather have my car over a new volvo or Jag
(I am not feeling it so I quit this one)

I will be back later...I need a beat...
 

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lemme see ya FROWN cuz i'm from tha infamous Mil-TOWN,
where all tha STARS came to be STARS
to repesent at tha MLB all-STARS,
dont hate cuz i got to S-E-E,
jason giam-BI, ichiro suzu-KI, and all dem otha pla-yees.

rolled out to tha GAME, bustin GAME with the ladies making my FAME
pickin up HOES in my tight a.s.s LE-GEND
neva eva IMA-GINED i'd fit so many HOES in my RIDE
maybe cuz i'm HIGH or cuz I'm lookin real FLY

hatas and fakas be al-WAYS starin my WAY to SAY and PRAY they wish to BE ME, chill with ME, n' be with ME in God's greatest CREA-TION to feel tha SENSA-TION n' feel the PURIFICA-TION riding in my LE-GEND!!!

WORD TO YO MUTHA!
PEACE! :)
 

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TheAcSwerver said:

Cops say ".....Calling all cars!!......"
"....This is the, reeaal deal...."
".....We got a stolen Blue Ack......"
"...Lunatic at da wheel!!!!!....."

Lunatic at da wheel, that's how they makin' me feel.
Years of street racing, skirt chasing, and fed hating,
watchin' police video, and practicin' every scen-ario.
Got it down like butter, better than a crackhead's stutter.
Could jump down the sewer, and lose them in five or fewer,
but i'd have to ditch this Ac, and the tight system in the back.
Ain't ready for that, this ride's too phat to treat it like crap.
Goin' down without a fight? Yeah, right....not tonight!!

Lost as hell in the ATL, is there a chance that i'll may-be fail?
Ain't tryin' to go to jail, much rather go to hell, than get locked in the ATL.

DC's where I'm from, where cats live and die by the gun,
robbin' liquor stores for fun, jackin' bacardi one-fifty-one.
City never sleeps, so many out on the streets,
freeks and creeps keeps this place unique.
Dealers loungin', jump outs rollin', hearts poundin',
guns buckin', lives endin', fiends waitin', dreams taken.
Gettin' twisted in the river, till your stomach start to shiver.
Borrowing boats from the docks, dockin' on the rocks, cuz we just don't give a f--k.
Clubs and bars, expensive cars, famous stars ridin' in stretch Jag-uars.
Thuggin' with the homies, mackin' on the honeys, smackin' all their boo-ties.
Corrupt as hell, ain't hard to tell, five-oh takin' your stash, gettin' twisted off their ass.
Livin' in the ci-ty, racin' in the all-ey...who needs ca-li when I got all this 'round me.

Lost as hell in the ATL, is there a chance that i'll may-be fail?
Ain't tryin' to go to jail, much rather go to hell, than get locked in the ATL.

Getting surrounded, car bout to get impounded, my gat they found it!
Bout to get cuffed, in the cruiser they want me stuffed, I think I've had enough!!!
Man this is rough, I didn't even get to take one last puff, of that sticky icky stuff.
Hell no I say, this is ain't happenin' today! They laugh and say "You wanna play?"
Grabbing their sticks those little pricks, they beat me down like in those movie flicks.

Lost as hell in the ATL, is there a chance that i'll may-be fail?
Ain't tryin' to go to jail, much rather go to hell, than get locked in the ATL.

Wakin' up jumpin' out of bed, sweatin' like I'd just gotten some head,
look out the window, grab a bit of indo, and decide to lay low.
Cancel my trip, dream I had bout to make me flip, in my pants I almost sh-t!!
Stayin' in DC, the only place for me, where I can roam the streets worry free.
Georgia is great, ain't tryin' to hate, but 'till NOPI the ATL can wait!!!

Lost as hell in the ATL, is there a chance that i'll may-be fail?
Ain't tryin' to go to jail, much rather go to hell, than get locked in the ATL.


:)
 

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Georgia is great, ain't tryin' to hate, but 'till NOPI the ATL can wait!!!

Lost as hell in the ATL, is there a chance that i'll may-be fail?
Ain't tryin' to go to jail, much rather go to hell, than get locked in the ATL.


:)
Yeah. your right about Georgia.
Atl is real fine,
But boy let me tell you.
About NOPI 99

I was blinging it up
you know, show and shine class. :D
when this wardy in a CIvic
was showing his a-s,

Hollin about his intake, rims and drop
talking bout he can beat
any Legend on tha block.

I said "whoa homeboy don't talk that junk"
"You dranked two 40's, now you must be drunk"

He said "lets battle"
I said, "go!"
like Too Short said baby
I pimped da ho

I rolled back around, and he wanted to clown,
talking bout his woofers and amps was weighing him down

"So you want a round two?"
that was my call
He took off tha door panels, seats and all.

I slaughtered him again
Fully loaded, Ack.
Trunk full of Amps,
two big freaks in the back

still wouldn't pay up
busted him in tha lip
That day I turned half of NOPI into a draaaag strip.
 

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Hey that's pretty good guys. Can i be your agent. LOL
 

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time fo' 94 to put on a show

it's time for the kid 94 to step in, flip the script n have the spotlight shinin on him it seems like all you wanna beef so let's beef i'm slowly cockin back my weapns slowly loadin up this heat i'm just startin there's no need to panic even tho i'm like the iceberg when you hit me you'll sink like the titanic this battle is just startin so i hope you don't hesitate there's no need to prolong the inevitable no need to delay your fate don't get frustrated and please don't start the trash talkin cuz i'll invade your head like narcalepsy make you flip out n start sleepwalkin but d*mn wait this is only half my bombardment you haven't even seen the worst of my psychological armament you don't want anything to do with my mental arsenal cuz when i'm done you'll be looney like them clowns at a carnival do you think i'm done hell nah you way off cuz i'm consistent n persistent like your wives after you got laid off i'll teach you a lesson not to step with me cuz i have no guilt now look your times expired like sour milk i hope y'all learned your lesson gotta back what you say up cuz i have no problem doin this y'all fresh outta luck cuz i just don't give a f*ck...i'm done w/y'all, what up?
 

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This is a better attempt by myself

Pick it up again, orange juice and gin
I'm tanning with two *****, just my luck their twins
asking if they can ride in my big body Benz
If you don't roll Ac you can't be my friends
But its all good there just my freak hoes
Lace me down with armani, and gucci on my toes
Freestyle flows is what I know, growing a big fro
Pimpin' on the street in platinum FUBU clothes
I can't stop or be stopped, Give it a chance or a try
Compete against me and you will be denied
Why are you surprised, I'm the freestlye king,
I see you drooling over the diamonds in my ring
As I do my thing, on the block I swing
the big body legend I coming through like I am the king
Crown me, as I chill wearing a wife beater
Still be the leader, flow hotter than the heater
Just about outta time cause I'm going fishin'
in my expedition you lovin these rhymes I'm dishin'
Don't hate cause you like the way my diamonds glisten
To get on my skill level, man you were wishin'
But I'm gonna represent just one mo gin
Cause I am gonna get throwed (Drunk) off the Hen
bless the microphone with just one more rhyme
Phil B in your ears the greatest of all time!
 

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ok, here we go again

yo yo yo, check it out

I just wanna push Acuras
with chromed out rims
having a honey sucking my d!ck
with platinum lips
i'm not a selfish [email protected]#ka
so the team can hit,
her from the back,
the side, left to right
honey aint going nowhere
she's ours tonite,
she can do whatever you want
just grab her hips,
listen here fool, I'm not gonna waste my time
running around here with those real crazy rhymes,
i'm from the streets,
so you know I cant be beat,
when its hot out, I just turn up my A.C
in my Legend
with the auto climate control
93 Ls, but I dont have a bose,
I had the real sick system,
Alpine tv, rockford fosgate amps,
and I watched DVD's,
but its ok now,
I cant stop now,
i'm just rhyming bout my legend
because we all want attention
from the real sexy ladies,
but some of them are real shady,
like the real slim shady,
Ludacris had a Legend
so thats a good look,
I wonder who else out there
has a Type 2,
so thats the end of this rap
gotta go gotta go,
check you fools later
on my next video
[email protected]#kas.


lol :D :D


p.s. This is the best thread every, keep it coming guys.
 
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