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Mr. Couper
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Music is the key to unlock the mind and set you free
Gary, Lafayette, Hammond, to the Windy City
WBMX, WGCI, taught us how to Jack the Body
From sock hops to House parties
DJ keep playing dat Farley
Coleco Vision and Atari
2600 to 3200 to 6400
Pac-Man and DigDug it
Joysticks and red buttons
Mike Jack red zip jacks
Gheri Curls in Bulls hats
1986 the birth of the Ack
1986 the birth of crack
1986 I first hit dat phat back
Chi where you at?
Remember dat?
 

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Mr. Couper
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I met her at Wachovia depositing a check
Business casual attire with Palin specs
Voice like my highschool principal-strong and stern
Nice lil body, long black hair, must've been permed
I'm standing from behind, Tim boots and Detroit fitted
Dressed like I would rob the bank- Mr. Go and Get It
Now I could choose to entertain her brain with killa vocab
But why? For all I know she could be st8 outta rehab?
So I finish my transaction, catch her walking out the corridor
Excuse me Ms., hey hmmm, Excuse me, hellooo, yeah you
"Bitch, I know you hear me talking to your ass"
She acted like she wasn't interested,
So I responded like DMX did
Hey, YO bitch?
Seriously tho, hey Bitch, I really wanna talk to you and shit
The name is Keyzer, sweetheart what's yours?
She replies..."You can't be fucking serious... Eleanor"
Well babygirl since we both are now acqainted
I was just wondering if you want to do something naked
"You are a piece of work" as she opens the door to the Escalade
Seriously tho, hmmm, just wondering if you wanna get laid
Cause...I do! And you look like the undercover rough type
whips, chains, feathers, handcuffs, hard bites
Yeah, I know exactly what you like...
My pimpin is outrageous, here's the number ...call 2nite
She's like..."hmmm, well alright!"
The point of the message is why brothers pretend
Candy, roses, cards, etc., wondering will it begin
I get staight to the point, never digress for shit
never chose to be that sophisticated gent for a bitch
call me, Mr. Go and Get It
...never wait to hit it.:fro:

***All apologies to any female reading this. I would never refer to any woman as a bitch (unless of course she was actually a true bitch). Please forgive me if my silly rhyme offended anyone.
 

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thats just popped in my head. i will think of some later, gotta go wash her now. so many ashes from the fire

Bushido95Legend :

got my first time riding in the acura legend
black on black , tinted windows KA7
2001 i saw the beauty for the 1st time,
ever since i rode her i cant get her out of my mine,
me and her, we been together through ups and down.
take her to see my peeps through north and downtown
i take care of her, she takes care of me
as long as i have her i will always be free
get that sorry ass oil out my face thats pathedic,
she deserve the best 5w-30 fully synthedic
 

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I'van der Rohe
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Bang is back with a new Mack Attack
Picking which ride to pull out with the seat back
It's Bewilderment, the 500 or the Ack?
What's it gonna be
The Range or the 'Lac


Decisions....


LOL i just had to throw something out here I said I was done, but I'm just taking a break from working.
 

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this is about the san fran clan. if i forget someone, i just havent got that much info from u guys or your name is hard to rhyme with anything. so heres to the main 3

"San Fran Clan"

[let me tell you about my brotha's fron san fran
Ken was here since he was 11 and hes now a man
vicious ninja, and always a soldier
dont try to debate with him,
he'll school u even if your much older
hook me up with 2 sets of corner lights
dont try to step cause he'll never back down from a fight
then theres my el salvadorian brother
got the pimpest red g1, like no other
chillest mayne while he cruise down the streets
shows his 18's and has the best rims at the meet
spot his ride on his hood and it says "frisco"
much cooler then the 70's back when it had disco.
and then you got my man BayAreafinest
crazy racer that some wouldnt even try this
check out his avatar with the civic flyin
and if i told yah it drift afterward then you say i would be lyin
3 soldier on a mission to represent the land
up north in cali, yup the san fran clan.]
 

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Music is the key to unlock the mind and set you free
Gary, Lafayette, Hammond, to the Windy City
WBMX, WGCI, taught us how to Jack the Body
From sock hops to House parties
DJ keep playing dat Farley
Coleco Vision and Atari
2600 to 3200 to 6400
Pac-Man and DigDug it
Joysticks and red buttons
Mike Jack red zip jacks
Gheri Curls in Bulls hats
1986 the birth of the Ack
1986 the birth of crack
1986 I first hit dat phat back
Chi where you at?
Remember dat?
Chi in da buildin'. DAYUM! You know yo sh!t. I was a YOUNGIN when that stuff came out, takin my brother's tapes and playin them loud like I was grown. lol They don't make music like that no mo'.
 

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Mr. Couper
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All the DIY'ers, I got a couple problems
nah my neighbor really got em
New subdivision, quarter mill a piece
Only 1 year over here, already got grief
The bitch next door, hates my black ass
Prolly wondering how I came up with the cash
She never spoke a word, not even a "hi, hello"
But had the nerve to request I turn the music low
She had that irritated look on her face
I don't even have a system, no highs and no bass
Am I going deaf or is she just fucking with me?
New problem, same facial gestures the following week
"Your compressor is too loud" and I can't sleep
"Your garage is bringing down the neighborhood"
"You got all dem old cars, and it just don't look good"
So, I'm just patiently waiting to say, Bitch Fuck You
But the complaints never end, the bitch is never through
Code Enforcement Officers show up regarding a complaint
Are you runnng a shop? Nope, nah, I ain't
Luckily the cars were all sold, and gone by then
Next week, the property manager is at the crib again
Just checkin...
What she don't know, and what I'd never admit
Is that I have no plans to stop, no idea to quit
But tomorrow, I'm going to politely knock on her door
squat down on her porch, and take a big shit
 

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*NOMADIC ACURA*
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All the DIY'ers, I got a couple problems
nah my neighbor really got em
New subdivision, quarter mill a piece
Only 1 year over here, already got grief
The bitch next door, hates my black ass
Prolly wondering how I came up with the cash
She never spoke a word, not even a "hi, hello"
But had the nerve to request I turn the music low
She had that irritated look on her face
I don't even have a system, no highs and no bass
Am I going deaf or is she just fucking with me?
New problem, same facial gestures the following week
"Your compressor is too loud" and I can't sleep
"Your garage is bringing down the neighborhood"
"You got all dem old cars, and it just don't look good"
So, I'm just patiently waiting to say, Bitch Fuck You
But the complaints never end, the bitch is never through
Code Enforcement Officers show up regarding a complaint
Are you runnng a shop? Nope, nah, I ain't
Luckily the cars were all sold, and gone by then
Next week, the property manager is at the crib again
Just checkin...
What she don't know, and what I'd never admit
Is that I have no plans to stop, no idea to quit
But tomorrow, I'm going to politely knock on her door
squat down on her porch, and take a big shit
Dude You crazy. But I feel your pain.... Brush Ya shoulders off....
 

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Mr. Couper
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Kill the nonsense, come and slaughter the beast
S2daOZee unleashed 4 da feast
9mils iron him out until his chest is creased
Do you believe in the trinity or divine intervention
crucifixin, benediction, or organized religion?
lips to barrels, we call it automatic kissin
12:30am, a pulp fiction rendition
Cutting off hears for clarity when they listen
12:33am, still bitchin, still spittin
sitting, right next to my kitchen reminiscing
over you, CL Smooth style flippin words
and adverbs, but with that silver protection
I make em say, WOA, like interjections
Spaced out like Jetson, Testing and guessin
2 perplexin like chinese arithmetic questions
Should've stopped, looked and feeled my lessons
Kings and peasants, Choas and pleasant, insanity
Live and Die on computer screens
Chase cheddar, hustle 4 benjy's
$100 mentality, no 1's 5's or 10's or twenty's
Get it by any means, Sac to Chi to Queens
All for the love of the green, nowhatimean?

...a bit of sparadic jibberish before I knock out.
 

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Chrome grillin n*ggas peep steel
fall back lil n*gga I got the real
Bang Gangsta itchy, turn to Roosevelt
The New Deal
Down, Mutha Fuckas, DOWN! HEEL! HEEL! HEEL!
Growl and aint do nothing, Missin ya next meal
bitch ass n*ggas bitin always startin sh*t
Come after me turn into another wack Vic
I play n*ggas like bitches, another Mike Vic
Them say we na fi hot...SHIIIIT
fall back little n*gga you can't hit what just hit you
You weak n*ggas reaching for that Pill that is Blue.


Blah...You inspired me to go after a style that's TOTALLY against the grain for me...I just wanted to try my hand at Studio Gangster :lol:
 
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