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Ok if u know this just add an example cuz ur NOT ALOWED TO TELL THE point behind it
BEHIND the GREEN GLASS DOORS :
~there are apples but no oranges
~there are waffles but no pancakes of breakfast
~there is yellow and green but no purple, red, or blue or colors for that matter
~there are wheels but no cars or LEGENDS :mad:
~daddy and mommy are there but u have no parents
JUST ADD exaMPLES IF U HAVE ANY REMEMBER NO TELLING
 

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there are just no maximas, escalades, or enzos

SOME MORE
~ you can go running or swimming but u arnt even alowed to go driving
~ daddymac117, bboarder711, Matt Whelan, and legendtoo are behind the doors but tnelson along with Mike Diaz are not
~ there are no laws or rules so u can speed but u cant drink and drive
~Hummers exist behind the green glass doors but h2s are not that succesful
~there is no internet but u can instant message somebody
~pcs dont exist either yet apple computers do
~there are no words, text, or paper but u can still have books
 

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no t but yes on the A$$

~there are villages and communities but no towns, cities, or people
~there is happiness and saddness but u have no emotions
~ :eek2: and :eek: exist but :mad: :D :****: :bowdown: dont
 

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let me take a stab at this
-there are photos but no cameras
-there are staples but no staplers
-there is law, but no one there to enforce it
-there are cd players but no headphones/speakers

Am i anywhere close?
 

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there is mtv but no telivision
there is school but no teachers
there is chistmas eve but no christmas
there is steel but no iron
there are perpetual motion machines and yet there is friction...
 

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Kylefire5 said:
there is mtv but no telivision
there is school but no teachers
there is chistmas eve but no christmas
there is steel but no iron
there are perpetual motion machines and yet there is friction...
Actually, there isn't MTV or telelvision at all, no perpetual machine things or friction, and no Christmas in any form....but there is Hanukkah!
 

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BEHIND the GREEN GLASS DOORS :
The millionares have no money.
We have college degrees and impeccable grammar and spelling, but nobody can ever really read or write. .
Our professors, i.e. "intellectual bookworms" supposedly been immensely successful with NEVER a single failure. Yesterday doesnt exist, only tomorrow.

Truthfully it is really depressing here. Everything is illegal and corrupt, The streets are filled with homeless. Our women will only be referred to as godesses and queens behind the green glass doors....They are willing to kiss, and caress, and even get married but SEX is forbidden. All the cell seem to be fulfilled, but I cannot find satisfaction with this terrible place.

As I'm sitting here guzzling beer and puffing on cigarettes
regretfully I pull the trigger for the eighteenth attempt. Still nothing. Suicide is IMPOSSIBLE here.

Jimmy
 

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joeman said:
BEHIND the GREEN GLASS DOORS :
The millionares have no money.
We have college degrees and impeccable grammar and spelling, but nobody can ever really read or write. .
Our professors, i.e. "intellectual bookworms" supposedly been immensely successful with NEVER a single failure. Yesterday doesnt exist, only tomorrow.

Truthfully it is really depressing here. Everything is illegal and corrupt, The streets are filled with homeless. Our women will only be referred to as godesses and queens behind the green glass doors....They are willing to kiss, and caress, and even get married but SEX is forbidden. All the cell seem to be fulfilled, but I cannot find satisfaction with this terrible place.

As I'm sitting here guzzling beer and puffing on cigarettes
regretfully I pull the trigger for the eighteenth attempt. Still nothing. Suicide is IMPOSSIBLE here.

Jimmy
o_o; damn...that was good :giggle:
 

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Discussion Starter · #15 · (Edited)
~there is nobody or anyone behind the doors and everyone is in front
~there are attorneys, but no lawyers (sp)
~there are no bands or music yet greenday still plays behind the doors
~there is no legend forum but www.acura-legend.com does exist
~even tho ur legend doesnt exist u can have a meet but no show
~there is no bed or couch but u can still sleep on the floor
~there are feet and boots but no socks or shoes
~there are no seasons like winter and spring but summer and fall are there
~u can fall but u cant trip
~there are schools and colleges but no universitys
~ yes u stilll have to do ur speech but u cant stand up and deliver it to an audience
~wheels but no tires
~17", 18", and 19" rims but sry guys ur not allowed to sit on 20" chromies
 

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Discussion Starter · #19 · (Edited)
G Rahn said:
Cluelessness is acceptable! lack of knowledge is not.

stop reading and start looking. Looking works - reading does not. really!
one u cant give it away but u are allowed to give hints

an oh yes that does work
 
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