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So we all know girls take time and money so:

GIRLS=TIME X MONEY

Now we all know that:

TIME=MONEY

Thus:

GIRLS=MONEY^2

We also know that money is the root of all evil:

MONEY= EVIL^.5

Thus:

GIRLS= (EVIL^.5)^2

Proof postive that:

GIRLS=EVIL

Boys may only want one thing, but girls are evil.
:p :p
 

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WHAT ABOUT THIS DAVE

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there,
but bull**** will put you over the top.
 
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