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-Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
-Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock.
-Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon)
-George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
-35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
-Texas executes last remaining citizen.
-Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
-Baby conceived naturally.....scientists stumped.
-Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los Angeles.
-Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches.
-Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
 

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acuralegend.com said:
-Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
Last time I dared touch a Microsoft OS it did this already :D
 

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The Legend will become a "Legend" and my GS will worth... well whatever the next guy buying it is willing to pay for it.

We are all Nostadamus!
 

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Dave C ver2.0 said:
Hey Darren! You forgot this one:

Dale Davis makes full refunds to Legend owners.
-Problem is he will be paying back the principal…from the interest collected off yall.

Another headline:

Oldest Legend owner organized his umpteenth meet thinking he can still retire from his hot dog/hamburgers collection fund.

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That's right. I'm making a freaking fortune feeding peoples faces.:rolleyes: I break even on product and supplies. Labor? That's donated.

In 2035 I'll have been retired for 25 years and my Legend will be 43.
 
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