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Some of these I had seen before but others I hadn't:

Questions that really need answers...

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and
drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta
it's butt."

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
a song about him?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the
carpool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
the time, but don't point to their crotch when they
ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

8 Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours? They're both dogs!

9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil
is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made
from?

12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?

13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star have the same tune?

14. Stop singing and read on..........

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of
Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once
make it arrive faster?

18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the
bottle?
 

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you can add one that asks who was the person that thought of eating a raw oyster. i mean who would think to crack open that rock and eat the stuff inside. :confused:
 

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10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: that one got me thinkin, then i jjust busted a gut bahahaha
 

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well...

why when an orange is called an orange is a lemon not called a yellow?..

and where the hell does all the road rubber from car tyres go?...

if a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it, did it make a noise?..

when the hell did the chinese decide that birdnest soup was a good option?..

is a frogs ass watertight.. ask me... :confused:
 
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