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I HAD to post this...My bf just walked by and told the dog, AnnieBelle, mommy would rather have sex with her car than me.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :wtf:

Somebody is getting jealous ROFL!!
 

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Ooh yeah! Welcome to the world of the jealous other! Somehow paying attention to the machine (be it Legend or whatever) always ruffles the feathers of the significant other :giggle:
 

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Only had one lady friend tell me that i cared too much about my car. :lol: But it was because after i had an accident and hated the way it looked, i refused to drive it certain places...if i was going somewhere that was within 15-20 blocks, i'd walk. farther than that, i'd drive it. :lol:
 

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Well geez... if you actually wanted to have sex with your Legend, you should have gotten a GS:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/daddymac117/IMG_1389.jpg[/ig]

The shift knob seems much better suited than the one used on the L and LS...:
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/daddymac117/modify.1.jpg[/ig]

Just a suggestion... :paranoid:[/QUOTE]

You are a strange and sick little man. I am suprised you didnt mention manual transmissions.... :paranoid:
 

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All the time, my wife feels very neglected. I now try to wake up 2-3 hours before her just to spend time with my car
:werd: its so true. I have put on my seat covers, cleaned and shined my engine bay and other car projects in the dark to the light of my floods or in the garage when everybody else is sleeping (wife & 3 kids) . All other work (sunroof tilt mod, tint removal, car seat modifications, cleaning, waxing, changing plugs, etc) I do during my lunch hours at work.
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I am on my first LEGEND, and second Girlfriend since getting the LEGEND... That should tell you something... I hear it all the time, and when we argue, I hear, " Why don't you go F-ck your LEGEND"... Or "Let Your LEGEND take care of your when you are sick".....

So I hear you..... Does this happen with any other car....???? I could care less about the X5....
 

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I might just do that, but....my junk is way too big for either tailpipe :p
 

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I am on my first LEGEND, and second Girlfriend since getting the LEGEND... That should tell you something... I hear it all the time, and when we argue, I hear, " Why don't you go F-ck your LEGEND"... Or "Let Your LEGEND take care of your when you are sick".....

So I hear you..... Does this happen with any other car....???? I could care less about the X5....
I might just do that, but....my junk is way too big for either tailpipe :p
LOL:rofl: :giggle: :rofl:
 

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i remember one time after washing my car and i was looking it from across the street saying to myself damn she looks good. then my ex hit me on my arm mad hard saying "how comes you never look at me liike that HUH?!"
thats when you say, "well honey, if you had an ass like my Legend..." :hide: :giggle:
 

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I wouldn't say he is sick. At one time there was a video of this exact action taking place. I think even one forum member caught a couple in his car and the female was enjoying the Legend.
That is very disturbing. Who wants their shifter smelling like poon? :confused:
 

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That is very disturbing. Who wants their shifter smelling like poon? :confused:
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that's the thing, if i remember correctly, dude tried his damnedest to clean it off, dunking it in all kinds of solvent, but it still smelled like "poon"

He eventually had his friend replace it and burned the other one to the ground. :lol:

this is why you put a condom on:)


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