for all u yankees fans and haters
A Yankee fan, a Cubs fan, and a Red Sox fan are walking to a game together. Before getting to the field, the three of them came across a dead naked female body. The Red Sox's fan put his hat over the left boob, the Cub's fan over the right, and the Yankee fan over her "downtown" area. When the cop arrived on the scene he was writing down his observations. He removes the Red Sox hat from her left boob and writes something down. He takes the Cubs hat off the right boob and writes something down. He then lifts the Yankee hat and starts to laugh hysterically. The three guys ask the cop what's so funny. The cop says "I find it funny that everytime I see a Yankees hat, there's always a pus*y under it."